1. Bringing bundling equipment. These crazy kids are ready for the big time!

2. Any commentary, however well-intentioned, on the shade of the bride’s dress. Potential amnesty granted if you can work in an allusion to Herman Melville’s “The Whiteness of the…

Beats the hell out of pickled limes, I’m guessing. This is from one of her lesser known, pulpier works (she wrote some super trashy stories), Perilous Play (1869):

“How mysterious! What is it? Let me see, first!” And Belle removed the cover…

Totally Unsolicited Product Endorsement

This stuff? From Lush? Is the shit.

Zagat’s has, for some reason, compiled a list of the 11 sexiest bathrooms in New York restaurants.

The West Memphis Three may be getting out before the case implodes even further.

The Week of August 15–19

- A Dude ushered in Dumpfest 2011, A Lady advised on how to help the heartbroken, and A Clean Person admitted that…