by Stacey Brook
by A Queer Chick
My (serious, three+ years) boyfriend and I are finally living out our mutual desire to have another woman join us in bed. Hooray! Everyone is getting off, everyone…
by Bobby Finger
This cool young dude died of ALS this week, so you should take some time and check out his web series about fighting it. Argh, not “fighting it,” that’s the worst. You know what we mean.
by E.A. Weiss
“I would say, to anybody who’s got a rhino horn of any sort: ‘Do not have it on display. Put a dummy up and booby-trap it.” — If you have a rhinoceros horn, grind it up and sell it for $200K, before someone else does.
SIGTGMABWOIGTWYWAT. (For reference.)
CNN has a very helpful article titled “5 questions to ask before having penis surgery.”
Do you have your hurricane boyfriend yet? If so, make sure he doesn’t blow away, and if not, he’s in Queens or at the store. Go find him now!
Just kidding, it was incredible! Thank you to everyone who came out looking so beautiful (all…
Not only are sharks swimming down the street (well, no, they’re not actually), they’re also approaching the beach, tantalizing swimmers with their gigantic fins, and then disappearing into the sunset.
…besides EVERYTHING…is watching the contestants get totally squicked out by the original fairy tales they’re supposed to transform into yummy sugar showpieces.
Yeah we made it! This week…
