All Stories published by The Awl on July 08, 2009

Porn Story Doesn’t Include Logical Climax

Everyone will titter over this Times front-pager about the current vogue for dramaturgical concision in the adult film industry, and rightly so. That’s what it’s there for: links and laughs. And I’ve kind of made my peace with that. If the Times, in this…


Hot For Recessionary Wednesdays: Suicide

Using European Union mortality data for a period of nearly forty years, researchers at Oxford discovered that “for every 1 per cent increase in unemployment, both suicides and homicides rose by 0.8 per cent. When employment fell by 3 per cent or more in one…


Plane Crash Terror To Bring Extra Spectacle To Your TV

Man has always loved his airplanes. But what about when the airplanes say “NO MORE”? (*) MSNBC will teach you, in an hour-long intensive fright video airing this weekend, to understand the terror of airplanes and why they want to kill…


Marion Barry, Classy Breaker-Upper

A wise voicemail message from DC councilman and former mayor Marion Barry: “Donna, you don’t have to answer your home phone but let me just say that I’m addicted to you. Don’t call me back. I will not take a call from you. I’m not gonna call you so this is it. Don’t…


Smurfs Movie Finds Helmsman

The Hollywood Reporter brings word that Raja Gosnell will direct the forthcoming live-action/animated cinematic adaptation of The Smurfs. Gosnell is “best known for helming ‘Scooby-Doo’ and ‘Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed,’ as well as last year’s ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua,’” and…


The Martin Luther Foodie Bloggers

“Like Martin Luther nailing his 95 Theses to a church in Wittenberg — itself a disputed bit of reporting — in April two Los Angeles bloggers posted a suggested Food Blogger Code of Ethics.”

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