by Logan Sachon
by EA Hanks
Vanity Fair.com’s summer intern Thomas Kaplan has been locked in a Conde Nast research closet to watch cable news from 9–5 for four days straight-while being broadcast…
I don’t have any money or anything, but I can still totally get excited thinking of stuff I would like to Buy. Right? It’s the kind of Thinking I can really get into, man, I can concentrate my ass off when there’s dollar signs floating around. Usually right after I buy a lottery ticket for one of…
From the Idaho Statesman, on the occasion of the founding of New West Strategies LLC: 1. “I’m glad he was able to ‘tap’ into some new business.” 2…
Yes, finally, someone has dealt with Van Morrison’s request to fans that they “Fucking shut the fuck up.” The answer begins with this thorny issue: “The main syntactic problem is to determine whether the…
Sonia Sotomayor (the activist Latina judge who adjudicates through the lens of her personal experience, unlike Clarence Thomas or the Italian judges, what’s his name and what’s his name, they’re all black to me, since I live in the year 1910) has…
Wow, what’s to say? Richard Branson is some sort of god of commerce. He sold a chunk of Virgin Galactic, which, uh, may or may not in a few years take people into space, to the…
Slate considers the effect that the new crop of pussy vampires will have on our developing youth: “Just as America’s young men are being given deeply erroneous ideas about sex by what they watch on the Web, so, too, are America’s young women receiving troubling…
Remember when the yahoos were all, “Barack Obama goes to a white-hating church!” and we were like, “But I thought you said he was a Muslim?” Here’s Glenn Beck of Fox News declaring that the President is a racist, but that special kind of racist who…
Younger readers may not recall this, but there’s an arcane phrase public figures once used when confronted with a rumor or supposition so ludicrous that it defied not only an…
From… Perez Hilton (what is with news sources this week!?) we learn that Christian Lacroix may be saved! The Borletti Group, in league with Lacroix himself, have placed a serious bid for the company (which has never, ever turned a profit). It’s urgent too-the French…
It is simultaneously tragic and magical that we live in a world where this exists.
On May 12th, Chicago resident Amanda Bonnen mentioned on her Twitter account that her apartment was moldy. Yesterday, Horizon Group Management, from whom she rents the apartment, filed a lawsuit against Bonnen, seeking judgement “in the amount in…
It is truly a testament to this nation’s inability to focus on anything lacking a celebrity component that the quotidian story of a black man arrested for being surly in his own home continues to get major coverage well over a week after the…
File this under things I thought I would never type, but today’s cartoon by Sean Delonas, the New York Post “illustrator” whose crimes against both art and taste are too numerous to elaborate upon in this small space, actually induced something almost resembling a chuckle this morning. I hope I’m not getting sick.
