Public Apology: Dear Julia Neaman

Dear Julia Neaman,

I’m sorry for accusing you of conspiring against me when I was on hallucinogenic mushrooms.

This was in May, 1992, the last week of spring semester, when the seniors at our college were preparing to…

Scott Johnson: Yes, There’s Just A Meanness In This World

Dear WH Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, You Are One Big Shine On TV

Flicked Off: ‘In The Loop’

I know that some of you, for religious or moral or philosophical reasons, refuse to click on any item with a…

The Most Delightfully Catty Real Estate Item Of All Time, Concerning Laurel Touby

Laurel Touby-founder of the Ponzi scheme called Mediabistro-now, by her own lifestyle calculus, “either has a car and a driver but not a whole new life, or a whole new life but no car and…

We Will Soon Be Eaten By Our Televisions

Massive New Jersey Corruption Investigation Includes Rabbis And Kidneys!

Dissatisfied after being overtaken by Illinois as the nation’s go-to example of political malfeasance, state and local officials in New Jersey decided to work together and show that the Garden State really…

Manny Ramirez Slugs His Way Into History Books

Last night in Los Angeles, Manny Ramirez hit a grand slam that helped his team to victory. But the significance of the dinger was not just about wins and losses. No, this was a historic event: “The four runs Ramirez drove in with that single stroke…

Taco Bell Dog Victim Of Her Own Success

The tragedy of playing one part too well: “She was immortalized in toys and was credited with making Chihuahua sales soar, and some of her other Taco Bell lines became famous, such as ‘Drop the chalupa!’ and ‘Viva gorditas!’ She would later appear in a Geico…