Epic True Tales of Wild Animal Assault: The Hideous Foxes of Brockton!

A string of fox attacks, vicious as it has been unpredictable, has presently befallen the once pleasant town of Brockton, Massachusetts, throwing the women and children of the locale into a certifiable panic.

Gawker Media is the Goldman Sachs of the Internet

Things You Can Own: “We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off”

‘Wild Things’ Is Good Enough For Maurice Sendak

While hipsters and Choire are falling all over themselves in anticipation of Spike Jonze’s forthcoming Where The Wild Things Are, I have been a little less enthusiastic. I mean, sure, I like Arcade Fire just fine, and the preview had its moments…

Kelly Clarkson Is Jackin’ For Beats

Merce Cunningham, 1919–2009

‘Alice In Wonderland’ Trailer

‘Mad Men’ Blurs The Lines Again

“Wait a second, I thought I chose the ‘Joan Holloway’ body. Why does she get to be so much thinner? Is…

The Henry Louis Gates Tapes Dribble Out

Sarah Palin Train Choo-Choos Into The Sunset

Illinois Snickers At New Jersey’s Piddling Bribery Scams

Sexism is Unacceptable: An Apology to ID PR

Dear ID PR professional publicity service representatives, I’m quite sorry that I referred to your staff as “girls.” I was actually reeling at the moment, because one of you popped on the phone and interrupted your client mid-sentence, your…