All Stories published by The Awl on July 30, 2009

Super-Gay Madonna “Celebration” Party Dance Break!

Mp3: Madonna, Celebration. Or embedded here. And the listening party/remix version, complete with gays whooping.


Bud Light: When You Need Something Suitable To Help Stop The Bleeding

Our national conversation on beer will hopefully reach its conclusion this evening at 6 P.M., when President Obama, Henry Louis Gates, and Cambridge Police Sgt. James Crowley gather together in the White House…


Struggling Networks To Turn TVs Into Mirrors

How can the networks boost their faltering ratings? By putting more lardasses on TV! But they’ve got to be sensitive in the way they portray their tubby demographic; contrary to popular opinion, not all fat people are jolly. Ad Age looks at the problem.


Your Body, Your HuffPo

Here is the kindest, gentlest take down of the Huffington Post’s “Wellness” section. For instance: “Huffington has distorted science and facts to serve a health agenda” and “the sum of the evidence suggests that distance healing is snake oil.” Ouch! Ha. Wait, really? I CAN’T BE HEALED OF…


Birther Loon Disappointed by Cheapness of Fellow Birther Loons

Oh, sad: TheObamaFile has closed up shop after two years (!!??) of fighting against the treacherous lies of African citizen (!!??) and Fake President Barack Obama, our White House Antipope. Why, you ask? Said its…

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