The Wonderful, Evil Print-On-Demand Book Machine Arrives in Manhattan

Eminem, “Difficult” And (With Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Cashis And Stat Quo), “Syllables”

‘The 4-Hour Body’: Sounds Great, If You Want to Weigh Your Poo

“The 4-Hour Body reads as if ‘The New England Journal of Medicine’ had been hijacked by the editors of the SkyMall catalog. Some of this junk might actually work, but you’re going to be embarrassed doing it or admitting to…

John Sex, “Rock Your Body,” 1988

The Annals of Insane Press Releases: Butterbeer Edition

Michael Caine Does His Best Michael Caine Impression

Your Ladytears Will Get You Off The Hook For Sex

Philadelphia Rocked By Possible Loss Of Snack Cakes

There is shock and horror in the city of Philadelphia about the news that local snack producer Tasty Baking Co. — maker of gut-expanding delights such as Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpets and Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes — might be forced to…

A Very Few and Strange Glimpses of the Future

CES, now in full swing out in Las Vegas, is a trade show, and as such, occupies…

Bird Songs For The Apocalypse (Or, The Last Mixtape Any Of Us Will Ever Listen To)

U.S. Woman Detained In Iran On Accusations Of Spying With Device Implanted In Her Teeth

Robert Gibbs Gets His Butt Kicked by Media on His Way Out

“’The best service I can provide this president is, for the next couple of years, outside this building,’ said Gibbs, who announced Wednesday that he would leave his press secretary job in early February. He will then hit the…

“Debt Ceiling” Explained To Morons By Man In Box

“Many think my head — or spending — will actually hit this ceiling in the coming months.”
 — MSNBC’s Richard Lui discusses the “debt ceiling” debate in a simple-to-understand format which makes it quite clear that our nation’s cable networks…

Where The Dying Is Happening