All Stories published by The Awl on January 24, 2011

We Must Live in a World Where Quintin Cheeseborough Exists

Is “Quintin Cheeseborough” a real person!? I suppose this hater of the Los Angeles Times is. Apparently there are hundreds of Cheeseboroughs in the U.S. There’s a Qaiyim R Cheeseborough in Virginia!


Rahm Emanuel Tossed Off Chicago Mayoral Ballot

There’ll be lots of swearing in Chicago today (or, you know, more so than usual, even given the Bears loss): “Rahm Emanuel was thrown off the ballot for mayor of Chicago today by an appellate court panel, a stunning blow to the fund-raising leader…


Bitey Monkey Busts Out Of Jail

“A marauding monkey that terrorized resort towns in central Japan last year by biting nearly 120 people has escaped captivity. Officials in Mishima City said the monkey slipped out of the government-run nature park it had been kept at since its capture last October when a…


This is Russia’s Fifth Major Terrorist Event in a Year

Today’s rather horrific bombing at Domodedovo airport in south Moscow — in the baggage claim, it looks like — is Russia’s first act of terrorism in ten months. (Unless you count the Chechen Parliament attack in October. Or the…


Go Ahead, Eat Chia Pet Seeds

Can eating the seeds of the Chia Pet help you lose weight? Probably not. But they will give you a nice green coat of sprouts all over your body, and who doesn’t want that? (Speaking of diets, if you are resolutely not on one, here is some good news: If you can find a grocery…


Weather, We Have Some

It’s a mite chilly out there, kids, bundle up. The good news, though, is that they’re talking snow later in the week. Yes! More snow! Just what we needed! God, this is like the greatest winter ever, right? RIGHT? Oh my Lord I am cold.


Comical Typo Reveals Truth About City

My dream of a local franchise called the New York Jews very nearly came true last evening. I mean, it’s not exact, but still, close enough.


On Ike Quebec

Here’s a nice appreciation of the underrated — and, really, underknown — tenor saxophonist Ike Quebec. On a day like today, his rendition of “It Might As Well Be Spring,” may be just what you need to warm yourself up.


Power Of Prayer Spares Man Even Tougher Jail Term

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay on his recent conviction and sentencing to three years in prison on conspiracy charges: “’We prayed like crazy that we wouldn’t get more than 10 years,’ DeLay said, noting that Texas law requires…

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