It’s not every day, or every year, that you see the New York Post lash out against the Jews. But now the paper is in an outrage over preferential short-term jail treatment, what with the Jews getting kosher food (how dare they!) and, oh, also having…

What have you done today? I pasted up a video of a stick you use to wipe your ass with. You probably watched it. Maybe you even commented. This is who we are now. But once upon a time there were men like Wing Commander Ken Mackenzie, a British military officer who died recently…

Part Three: An Emergency Visit to the Holistic Vet
 (Part One: Bummed Out In Brooklyn)
 (Part Two: A Tale of Two Weddings)
 The Joys of Pet Insurance — A Lesbian…

All our prayers have been answered! The long-rumored appearance of “Hills” star Heidi Montag in the pages of Playboy is actually going to happen. The spread will include tasteful nudity, a source told People magazine. Montag, who recently…

Birds give us abdominal cramping when we put them inside us-even when we preemptively torture them at incredibly high temperatures first! Why can’t we put birds inside us without birds hurting us back? 76 million times a year, food, including food that is birds, hurts people-and people do nothing!

Awl pal Chris Cechin sends word that Vice magazine’s video site has relaunched. Chris works at Vice and is a super-nice guy, so do me a favor and go check it out. (If you’re still at work, turn down the volume on your computer. Also, go home.) You should also check out the new issue of Vice…

Birds: we will have to live with them getting inside our airplanes and killing us all, say government safety experts. There is no way that science can overcome the natural trickiness of the bird. We throw up our hands, and…