All Stories published by The Awl on September 16, 2009

Thom Browne is a GOD

ZOMG

Here, in a single image, the genius of fashion designer Thom Browne . IT’S A MUSHMOUTH HAT WITH MIRRORED AVIATOR SUNGLASS DECALS KABLOOOOW. I’m dead.


Vicious Attack Leaves Hurt Feelings

Very serious website Christwire.org put up a brutal screed about Gawker, which includes “exclusive behind-the-scenes secrets” about some current and former employees of that organization. This is the one that hit closest to home:


The US Giant Fish Not As Cool, Scary.

JUICE ME!

Unlike Benson the spawn-filled wonder carp from across the pond, the US has a 48-pound…


The Food Hunters

Meet Team D: “Like telemarketers, Team D works in a giant cubicle, armed with telephone headsets and questionnaires geared to specific pathogens. The team consists of six to eight students from the University of Minnesota School of Public Health. They are intensively trained and work an average of…


Science Discovers Cure For Colorblindness

Due to genetic factors, approximately 8 percent of Caucasian men are colorblind. But there’s good news:

Scientists at the University of Washington, in Seattle, and the University of Florida restored normal vision to two…

World’s Most Horrible People Going Out Of Business

Good news! The recession has claimed another victim-Operation Rescue. The farewell from the abortion clinic-picketing murder-encouragers-sorry! They get me worked up!-is upsetting ladies everywhere. For Instance: “Let’s take up a collection…


Birther Suit Laughed Out Of Court

An AOL poll? Okay then!

Birther Queen Bee Orly Taitz has lost another round in her ongoing battle to prove that Barack Obama…

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