All Stories published by The Awl on September 24, 2009

Marty Singer’s Letter From Demi Moore to Perez Hilton

Earlier we were discussing celebrity attorney Marty Singer’s letter-writing skills. Here, for instance, is one for you to read! It is a response he wrote after the Demi Moore-Perez Hilton dustup, in which Demi called Perez a…


Purell: The New Toilet Bowl Moonshine

There’s a hullaballoo afoot in a Dorset prison where inmates have been found getting shitfaced on anti-bacterial hand gel provided to combat swine flu. Prison brass are fuhreaking out and it’s slightly confusing since it’s not like these enterprising fellows…


Essex Man Had Bitch Tits

Essex is obviously a really classy place where there’s a ton of pressure to be perfect at all times, innit? The Daily Mirror, which is where I get all my truly reliable news and life affirmations, reported that Andrew Hudgell, 26, from Chelmsford in Essex, had a moob reduction…


Public Art: These Days, the Bigger the Better. And the Shinier.

Fast Company has a nice-to-look-at and informative “trend watch” photo essay about large-scale installation art. I like Anish Kapoor’s tower of shiny metal balls at London’s Royal Academy of Arts best. (I love his famous…


Swedish Criminals Commit Totally Kick-Ass Heist

Holy crap, Sweden! “With cinematic flourish, the masked robbers dropped from a helicopter onto the roof of a Swedish cash depot before dawn, broke into the building through a glass pyramid, set off explosions to get to the millions inside and…


British Prime Minister Granted Valuable “Cup Of Coffee” Meeting With President

It’s another setback for beleaguered British Prime Minister Gordon Brown: “The White House today attempted to shore up Gordon Brown’s global image after it emerged that the US president, Barack…


Big Baby, Big Issues

Moments later, the baby on the left ate the baby on the right

Everyone’s talking about the giant Indonesian baby, but no one is giving a thought to the regular-sized baby they posed…


Essex Girl In Glassing Melee

It’s still a bit early, and who knows what the afternoon will bring, but it’s going to be pretty hard to top this for favorite headline of the day. And extra points to “reality TV star Holly Clements” for putting a little extra effort into what could have been just an ordinary knife crime.

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