All Stories published by The Awl on September 21, 2009

The Dumbing-Down Of America’s Towns

Some researchers moved to a town of 2000 people in Iowa and studied the young people, finding, to no one’s surprised, that “smart” people went to college and left, resulting in an ongoing, cyclical dumbing-down, to put it crudely. “The largest group, approximately 40…


This Is Some Odd Family Business

GAH

This is a multi-year photographic documentation of a heroin addict, performed by his brother. I find it rather upsetting, probably for obvious and common reasons.


Obama En Route To Albany To Murder David Paterson

Obama gets to Albany at 11 a.m.. Our fine (kidding) governor David Paterson will meet him at the airport. Because it wasn’t enough that he sent envoys already to tell him not to run. (What is this, 1567?) This preemptive, insane execution of…


Obama Arrives in 30 Minutes: Stay Out of Times Square

So Obama’s awkward 11 a.m. tarmac meeting with David Paterson happened. “When he went in for the quick hug of Mr. Paterson, he turned his back to the television news cameras, almost as if to avoid the taking of images that would show the…


Find the Warhols, Save the World

Great news! Awl pal Greg Allen has launched the Find the Warhols Project. You can help fund it, by making a donation now! Your donation will go to spread information about the cache of eleven Warhols stolen from Richard Weisman; the information will be distributed to the…


Young Bear Dines On Bus Commuters

In other news, this weekend a bear ate some people waiting for a bus in rural Japan. There is video here, in case that’s what you’re into watching. Is this what life is going to be like? Both waiting for buses and being eaten by bears? It is such a terrible world sometimes.


World’s Tallest Man Desires New York, Or Any, Ladies

The world’s tallest man has arrived in New York City, and, like King Kong and Godzilla before him, he is looking for love. He told the Daily News that he has never even had a girlfriend. How hard could it be? Go to Craigslist, type out…

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