Pepsi has just announced their new limited-edition flavor: Azuki! Which is red bean. Which, unless you’re all, “I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?” at every non-white people restaurant, you’ll know is considered a sweet in Asia. We add a gang of sugar to the…

So remember how we were worried that our dear MC was maybe dunzo ’cause she doesn’t/can’t sing how she used to? Now, I’m no musical genius but I was always impressed how this halfie could make us all…

Psychologists in Amsterdam performed a series of experiments which “demonstrated that love makes us think differently in that it triggers global processing, which in turn promotes creative thinking and interferes with analytic thinking. Thinking about sex, however, has…

The Night Max Wore His Wolf Suit

(Still) hot for fall: This.

Opening Ceremony collaborated with director…

Australians are up in arms over the branding of a new version of the country’s national snack, Vegemite-a disgusting spread made from the carcasses of diseased koalas. (Kidding! It’s made from yeast extract, which is somehow actually…

This is weird. Thom Yorke has started a band with Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I can’t think of two more different public personalities. The band does not have a name yet (I’ll throw out “Arty on Your Pussy” as a first suggestion [Ed Note: Say what…

A New York Supreme Court appeals panel has dismissed Dan Rather’s $70 million breach-of-contract lawsuit against CBS. The court found his argument that “he could have had more remunerative employment than that which he ultimately obtained at HDNet is…

Adorable! Goldman Sachs is, as always, down in D.C., lobbying Congress. Except now, unlike the quiet, dignified reception to which the GS folks are accustomed, D.C. staffers are so pissed by the ridiculous lobbying that they’re leaking the lobbying…

A study purporting to show Sydney as Australia’s most gullible city was revealed to be a hoax, but not before it was widely reported as fact in the Australian media. One tipoff might have come from the fake report’s explanation of methodology: “These results were…

Free from the burden of her incessant Twittering, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was able to complete her memoir in a mere four months. Going Rogue: An American Life clocks in at 400 pages, and will be available in hardcover-although not e-book-on November 17. It’s the perfect holiday gift for the paranoid populist on your list.

Betsey McCaughey Had Help With The Lying

Turns out mendacious health care “expert” Betsey McCaughey wasn’t exactly spinning her…

Just another day: “A Republican congressman who called President Barack Obama an ‘enemy of humanity’ says he should have made clear that he was referring to the president’s policies related to abortion.”…

I’m confused: The Republican argument that Barack Obama shouldn’t go to Copenhagen to lobby for Chicago to host the 2016 Olympics is that he’s got to run a war and fix the economy and handle health…