Jessanne Collins: The Truth About ‘Playgirl’ and Levi Johnston

by Jessanne Collins

Dakota Fanning’s Eyes Have Seen Many Things

by Mary HK Choi

You Know You Want To Go There: Jim Carrey’s Website

by Mary HK Choi

From Chinaboys To Chinamen

I love how British people call Asian people oriental unless they’re talking about Indian people who get to be called Asian. But what I love most of all is when old people call Asian dudes Chinamen because it is SO funny and makes me think, “cocksucker YOU” and itch to feed you to…

Away We Go In Airports

New Kodak Commercial More Like ‘Poltergeist’ Than Presumably Intended

Now We Can Have All Those Jobs Back From The Mexicans

There is good news on the employment front, even though 30 million Americans are out of work. (Yes. That is the real number, including people who have given up looking for work, or people who are making ends meet with part-time or…

Pigs In Zen (Or Maybe They’re Just Drunk)

Hasbro Wants Children (For War and Cheap Labor)

Bike Polo: What Is Next, Horse Waterskiing?

Do you know what the kids are doing on the Lower East Side? They are playing something called Bike Polo.

2000–2009: Toward A New Terminology

We are almost done with this ridiculous decade and we have yet to reach consensus on a proper way to describe the period. And don’t give me “The Aughts,” because, honestly, that is a terrible name. So we’re making a unilateral declaration today that the span of years…

Gay Marriage Opponent Has Valuable Lesson For Nation’s Youth

Orly Taitz Could Have Prevented The Massacre At Fort Hood

“Recent terrorist incident at Fort Hood has given this question paramount importance. This order has advocated blind obedience by the members of the military. If someone were to have common sense, brains and strength of character…

Brainy Panda Bears Make Their Escape, Plot Heist

Why Doesn’t the ‘Daily News’ Care About ‘Post’ Shenanigans?

The lawsuit from former Post employee Sandra Guzman is being eagerly consumed all over town. Because, you know: “Ms. Guzman and three female employees of the Post were sharing drinks at an after-work function. [‘Post’ honcho…