How To Cook A Fucking Steak

Go to the goddamn grocery and get steak. Yes, the grocery. A little ammonia is not going to kill you, you pussy. You want to be all fancy and grass-fed and environmentally conscious, go ahead, I don’t give a shit, just get a fucking steak. Ribeye is good. And, yes, bone-in…

Fundamentalist Macaroni and Cheese

This is the recipe for macaroni and cheese. It is the only recipe there is for macaroni and cheese…

Mary HK Choi and Natasha Vargas-Cooper on ‘New Moon’: ‘Teenage Female Desire Manifest’

Robots Taking Over Sooner Than Expected — They Got Janet, Too!

Flicked Off: ‘Broken Embraces’: “Desire Should Be Acknowledged as the Principal Means to a Better Society”

The Woodchipper, by Claude Vordell, Former Manager of the Applebee’s in Bozeman, MT

by Claude Vordell

The seemingly innocuous phrase “no problem” has recently shown up twice in stories in the New York Times. The first was in the enlightening and…

David Cho: Sarah Palin and Destructive Internet Browsing

Winners Of Microscopic Digital Imaging Contest Are Awesome

Whoo Hoo! It is time to celebrate. Why? Because it’s Friday? No. The weekends and the weekdays are largely indistinguishable in the great joblessness of 2009. Saturday might as well be Tuesday. The reason to celebrate is that the…

Cloudy With A Chance Of Polar Bear Carcasses

Is Pig Virus Over?

Sarah Palin “Reads” The ‘Times’

Sarah Palin has questions!

Now, tonight, more disconcerting news — the New York Times reports of new guidelines to scale back cervical cancer screenings. The recommendation from the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists comes on the…