The Magazine, a store and a historical treasure trove of gay pornography, has been in operation since 1973.
Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan
This Lindsay Lohan eHarmony bit is burning up the Internets! It’s funny because it demonstrates the way we allow our celebrities to damage themselves due to the the massive levels of entitlement we…
Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick, author of the infamous queer theory tome “The Epistemology of the Closet,” has died.
In a new survey of state prisons, the number of black people sent up-river for drug offenses is shrinking, for the first…
He’s crucially aware of his breathing rhythm, because he wants to fire between breaths. He probably doesn’t think much about trigger pull. He wouldn’t be here if he didn’t know how to pull a trigger. He’s not ‘pulling’ it in the sense of exerting his muscle against it, so…
I’m not sure which of these quotes from “tea party” “activists” is the more offensive, so decide for yourself!
• “We’re using methods that the Left has used, and that other movements have used, all the way back to the Civil…
It’s upfront season in New York, when the TV networks have 50 or so reporters in to tell them all about their new shows. This morning I hit Bravo’s. Most notable were their terrifying new young-skewing reality series, NYC Prep and Miami Social.
“Joseph Helfgot, the movie market researcher who passed away last week at age 60, became the second facial transplant donor in the United States, the family revealed on Tuesday.” The recipient of the face, who was injured in an “industrial accident,” reports The Wrap, “has not been identified.” Oh but we’ll find him somehow….
The angry racist labor unions have released a study today that “proves” that, at nearly 1000 large American companies, more CEOS got raises in 2008 than had their pay cut. When will the unions stop trying to destroy America’s competitiveness in the world? When…
Sorry. It was just easier than coming up with another “wall of sound” joke.
The untimely death of Angels pitcher Nick Adenhart-killed by a DUI driver last week after a promising Major League debut-has profoundly affected former Staten Island Rep. Vito Fossella, currently facing trial in Virginia on DUI charges that derailed his career and marriage. Fossella, the…
A Minnesota court panel has decided that Al Franken has won his U.S. Senate seat. In the course of the endless recount and legal battle, Franken actually gained votes. His opponent, Norm Coleman, has 10 days to appeal to the state’s Supreme Court…
There is no way this is true. This year, says the New York Observer, Vanity Fair and Bloomberg News are actually co-hosting an afterparty for the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. (In previous years, they’ve been “competing”…
We’ll let Wonkette sort out the backstory on this one. My question: You think that’s…
“The Vatican has vetoed three of Barack Obama’s potential nominees as US ambassador amid a growing dispute between the White House and the Roman Catholic church over the new administration’s support for abortion rights and the lifting of a ban on stem cell…
Pirates are the new sharks: discuss.
It’s harder than ever to be a teen these days: you’ve got to constantly keep up with your friends on Facebook, suck all that dick at rainbow parties, and dodge John Law, who’s coming after you for all the sexting you’ve been doing. Now, making matters worse…
[The curtain opens on a tiny village in the south of Mexico. JUAN sits atop a donkey, as MAMA cries and implores him not to immigrate to America.]
MAMA: But Juan, why now? Why must you leave at this moment?
