When Is The Internet Going To Be Free?

Remember when there was going to be Internet in the air all around us?

I have been walking around the area of NYU Village north of SoHo (Large Italy?) for an hour trying to get some free WiFi and now I have apparently paid 1.5 Euros for…

Social A’s: However Do You Integrate Terrible Events With Your Online World?

Dear Answer Person,

A legitimately terrible thing happened in my life. Parts of my life get recorded online. How should the terrible thing affect those parts of my life?

Public Apology: Dear Girl From California

Our friend Dave Bry has so very many regrets. Some of them are about girls, like this particular pang-worthy bit of remorse.

Dear Girl from California,

Bad Titles For Poems: A Crossword Puzzle By Alex Pareene

by Alex Pareene

In this week’s very challenging crossword puzzle, the answers are lifted from the most oft-submitted titles of poems to an award-winning American publication. Print and enjoy!

Dirty English Ladies Extremely Casual About Laundering Of Undergarments

One of the great Australian insults concerns the English, who, it is said, “hide their money under the soap.” (It works on two levels!) If the Daily Mail is to be believed-always an iffy proposition-they…

Biden Stricken By Foot-In-Mouth Disease

New Republican Attack Ad Is Insanely Insane

Some Enchanted Evening, with Bill and Bernie

Nab Woman In Protracted Gold Bar Grab

Johnny Cash did it in “One Piece At A Time.” Jason Robards did it in Max Dugan Returns (ten-year-old me loved that movie). And now Teresa Tambunting joins the ranks of those fictional counterparts whose patience and determination resulted in a vast heist over an…

A Note From ‘Times’ Publisher Arthur Sulzberger Regarding Carlos Slim

You Like This Froggy Pac-Man Crap Or What?

“Tea Parties” Reconsidered

You know, I lean left, but I consider myself a fairly rational person who does a decent job of not being blinded by his biases in the face of overwhelming evidence which contradicts my own political beliefs. So I saw this thing on Reason-a publication I enjoy even though there’s a…

I’d make a “Larry Tee-bills” joke, but no.

Electroclash pioneers Fischerspooner are back, with a new album and a stageshow described as “a visual and sonic collage made from disparate literary and historical sources and theatrical traditions-the U.S. space program in the ’60s, Noh and Kabuki…

Hopefully There’s No Swine Flu In Russia, Because It’s Right Next Door

Plucky Mexicans Still Have A Song In Their Hearts, Respiratory Systems