by Awl Staff
Today the Boston Herald tracks down “Caitlin,” who was in ninth grade Spanish with Craigslist killer Phil Markoff, and discovers that…
In which Ms. Gould answers questions received via e-mail, and need not stoop to answering questions from the New York Times’ “Social Q’s” column.
Here is a tale about a group of artists who faced adversity because of a commitment to verisimilitude that made creative compromise an unimaginable option. Fortuitously, a solution to their problems presented itself in the most unlikely fashion, resulting in a heartwarming denouement.
Finally, researchers have solved the age-old question of how to best survive alcohol-related cirrhosis of the liver. The answer may… oh, whatever.
While their website may be offering ten issues for $24.50, in yesterday’s mail came a two year subscription offer to The Atlantic for twenty dollars. Disturbing! The magazine adjusted its rate base to…
Michael Sayeau, now at University College London, returned from last week’s conference entitled “On the Idea of Communism” in somewhat low spirits regarding the state of academic conferencing.
Our papers, we tell ourselves, are incisive critiques of…
New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd does not like Twitter. You are probably already aware of this fact. They have probably already tweeted the fuck out of it over in the Twitterverse. The jokes, as they…
It’s been a mere two days since we flipped the switch and pulled up the grate on this innovative new site of ours, and we could not be more gratified by your enthusiasm. We’re particularly pleased with the reaction we’ve already received in the media and online. We…
As an Italian American, I find this movie incredibly inaccurate. If Mr. Micelli was truly concerned about his Uncle Nino, he has a poor way of showing it. He and his wife were not aware of his arrival? His wife picks him up at the airport, drives him to their beautiful home, and…
That’s neat when you owe a billion dollars and you’re like, “Eh, no, I want to restructure it eventually.” It’s even neater when doing that if you’re General Motors, employer of a quarter of a million people. It’s no surprise; and the stock is currently only down to $1.67…
And finally, the ongoing feud between ex-friends Sharon Waxman (late of the Times and now the editrix of Starbucks-backed The Wrap) and Nikki Finke (the blogess of Deadline Hollywood Daily) has exploded. Because, really, how much more time would we have to spend considering…
by Alex Pareene
And Here Are The Answers To This Very Challenging Puzzle!
Today’s crossword puzzle by Alex Pareene was wicked hard, warn’t it? Herewith, the answers!
“Bill Kristol will receive $250,000 for being an asshole who is always wrong this June.”
Irony or justice? Or just me being juvenile again?
No matter how bad you have it right now, you’re still probably better off than the ‘seal men’ of South Korea. “The only things lower are the cigarette butts and the sewer grates.”
You know, I’m well aware that the Post-and Andrea Peyser in particular-is the designated Ed Anger of our city’s media scene, and I’m further aware that there’s a long newspaper tradition of angry populism from people who know better…
“EXTINCT cattle brought back to life in crazed experiments ordered by Hitler have done what he never could — and invaded ENGLAND.”
Do click through; there’s a map and everything.
Jesus, Jim, I get that a bold statement moves more merchandise, but LET’S NOT JINX ANYTHING HERE, OKAY? Does no one remember the lesson of James K. Glassman?
Attention stalkers: the New York Observer reveals Page Six vet Paula Froelich’s home address in a profile pegged to the forthcoming release of Mercury in Retrograde, the gossip girl’s entry into the world of genre fiction. (The novel is set in her building.) Should we worry…
OMG, porpoise-disguised-as-human-being Michael Phelps is supposedly dating that beauty pageant lady who likes her gays single! But can we believe it? Considering the source, yes! Because you don’t pay for that kind of story unless it’s totally true.
You lazy herd animal. This dude wrote an entire novel whilst commuting on the F train. Typing on a bloody phone.
As this site continues to expand and evolve we want to keep the community closely involved. So, from time to time we’ll toss out an idea to gauge reader response. Anyway, I’m thinking about doing a regular column where I review the mozzarella…
New album coming from Lee Mavers of the La’s? Idolator is (rightfully) skeptical.
Democrats have so much faith in the mystic powers of their Godlike president that they think he’s already fixing the environment just by virtue of how awesome he is. Or so suspects Nate Silver.