‘Gossip Girl’: The New York City Tour (For Morons)

We don’t really have to do anything more than quote the headline on this press release: “Experience a Day in the Life of Manhattan’s Elite on the Tour of ‘Gossip Girl’ Sites.” But seriously: what, you can’t walk into Henry Bendel all on your…

Bernie Kerik: All Cops Nationwide Agree With Teabagging!

In Online Cuddle Puddle, ‘New York Times’ Takes All Comers

Today’s in-house New York Times “Innovation” email-it comes out every Friday from the web folks and it touts, well, online innovation-addresses one of our favorite topics: The idiot emails that reporters blast the newsroom with…

Anderson Cooper Scores Exclusive (With Reality Show Sensation)

Anderson Cooper continues on his merry parade of hitting the hard news.

“Be more funny,” while understandable, is not a helpful suggestion.

Guess what? If Choire and I can solve a series of increasingly challenging mysteries set down in an ancient, dust-covered manuscript that I discovered hidden in the back of the “Religious/Spiritual” section of The…

EPA To Declare Global Warming Slightly Real!

Our Kennedy-dog-having fascist-socialist tea-hating President Barack Obama is…