All Stories published by The Awl on December 08, 2009

A Common Misunderstanding of the Lyrics of Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind”

If you’re like me (and the rest of America, according to the Billboard Hot 100), you love the Jay-Z song “Empire State of Mind.” But here’s the thing: there’s apparently a frequently-misunderstood lyric…


Cameron Todd Willingham’s Real Last Words

I recently finished The Lost City of Z, David Grann’s account of the British explorer Percy Fawcett’s final journey in the Amazon basin, where Fawcett disappeared in 1925. Meticulously researched, staunchly reported and beautifully written, it covers the…


Our Second-Favorite Parenting Columnist

This rundown of one j-school student’s favorite newspapers points us to “one of the country’s most non-sequitur parenting columns.” It is called Daddy Needs A Drink, and it lives at the Santa Fe Reporter, and, indeed! Here is Rob Wilder on the matter of his…


Going Cheap! eBay Auction For One (1) Right To Marry

eBay, always so handy: “I’m an unmarried heterosexual woman, and since I probably won’t be using my right to get married, I would like to give it away.”


Supposedly There Is Some Sort of Climate Change?

The Atlantic’s James Fallows takes a look at a Times story-headlined “In Face of Skeptics, Experts Affirm Climate Peril”-versus a Washington Post story-headlined “Stolen files of ‘Climate-gate’ suggest some viewpoints on change are…


Albany Pol Found Guilty Of Being Albany Pol

Highly indictable former New York State Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno was found guilty on two counts in his corruption trial yesterday. Bruno, who went six-for-eight on the charges, faces up to 20 years in prison and $250,000 in fines for each of the…


Boston You’re My Home

This is why I stick to booze: “[S]ince 2004, the water provided to more than 49 million people has contained illegal concentrations of chemicals like arsenic or radioactive substances like uranium, as well as dangerous bacteria often found in sewage.”


It’s getting rough out there.

Good: “Police say a man tried to rob a New York diner while wearing a paintball mask and carrying a paintball gun.” Better: “Yonkers police Sgt. Patrick McCormack says the man was subdued at the Broadway Diner by four volunteer members of the city Office of Emergency Management.” Talk about being on top of the job!


Our frightening new world.

Words to live by: “As an official crank, your editor does not appreciate the Twitter and the Facebook and putting up YouTubes of your children so pedophiles can form virtual attachments, etc. It is, probably, ‘bad for society,’ but whether it’s any worse than all the other stuff…


Standing in cold weather without a coat won’t help much either.

This is why I stick to booze: Caffeine will not sober you up, but it will make you think that you’re less drunk, says Science.

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