Why You’re Still F**king Your Ex

“Why can’t we just be friends?”

3 Step Guide to Successfully Stalking your Dating App Suitor (For Safety Purposes, Duh)

Why Truly, Madly, Deeply is so Goddamn Sad.

Not many films made me cry. I can think of five off the top of my head. Normally when old people die, like in…

“The first time I had sex.”

Catchy title, no?

Yes…but I’m going to tell you the naked truth.

Please.

(read between the lines)

Okay, tell it. The first time you had sex.

Why I Go To Couples Counseling

A peek into my couples therapy sessions, past and present, to shed…

I’ve Lost So Much

Over the course of my life’s nearly three-score years, I have lost many things. Some were dropped unnoticed, others were…

Sweetheart

If I had a penny for every time he called me a sweetheart, I’d be rich.

I was 29 when I first saw through his terms of endearment, the seething anger behind his carefully veiled sentences, which were equally veiled behind his insipid…

Open Letter to my Doubts

Dear Doubts,

I hate you.

Love, Anita

That’s what I want to say to my doubts, that is if I could. Sadly, I can not.

My Top 6 OkCupid Profile Pet Peeves

1. No photo, not enough photos, irrelevant photos. The more the better. Everyone should have at…

Sex, Lies, Love & The Modern Romance: The Tinder Lovalution