Dear Tim
Your time is valuable and my patience has already been tested, so I’ll get right to the…
5 Ways To Get Revenge On Your Ex Without Going To Jail.
Every once in a while, I look through my spam folder in the email account I've used since the…
(com leves spoilers das 3 primeiras temporadas)
In the great gold room, was my boss standing behind his big gold desk and there was a telephone and a red balloon and on the wall, were pictures of himself, maybe one was a picture with his mother but mostly they were pictures of just himself.
Part I: Allow me to set the scene.
It was an unusually cool day in the middle of August. Not the kind of day where you might step outside and think “I think I’ll go for a swim!”
Everyone knows diarrhea is bad. Even God knows this, which is why so many boring parts of the Bible…
Snakes, Serial Killers, and Panic Attacks
The club inside the building is called the Boom Boom Room, and the bar on the roof is…
El ejemplo es uno de los pilares para el conocimiento de la humanidad, vivimos sujetos a valores de conducta ejemplares e ideales, sin la referencia de una brújula que nos guía como sociedad el campo sería demasiado amplío, imposible no aferrarse de alguna identificación…
“I am going to stand here — still as a statue. Maybe I’ll occasionally twitch my ear…
Insisting that something with the word “Mexico” pay for the border wall, the incoming Trump administration has turned to the state of New Mexico to finance construction.
I thought that with everyone writing about all their new habits and goals for 2017…
If I’m being honest with myself, which is rarely the case since rationalization and…
Here we are again, Chicago. We are facing down the end of yet another year together and everyone around us is clutching their pearls and genuflecting all over the place in disingenuous rage over what a terrible year 2016 has been. This particular pocket of 366 days (we even got an extra day in this…
Nathan, thanks for posting your article. I will be starting applying for jobs in the next month or so. Being a veteran myself, I have no idea what to expect but shooting for where you want to be or better rings true.
I was very surprised by the mail you received from Github, it left a very sour taste in my mouth (despite not…
Hipster Kitty says:
Read the first part here: Flash Forward Through Time.
Ok, so my buddy Josh is a sick fuck. You guys remember me, right? You know, last time, I traveled through time and ended up at some crazy-ass place that looked like a fucking nightmare. And it all started at the…
Immigrant Stories, Immigrant Lives
By Marta Luca
My sister and I have a house cleaning business. We have usually five or six regular clients. We have one home where we clean for a woman who has a nice house in a suburb of…
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/ics/216/
Clifford, the Big Red Mystery
Today, in my daily rumination about Clifford the Big and Red dog, I had an epiphany. I had spent so much time considering and rationalizing Clifford’s existence in the real world to myself that I almost missed it. I almost blew it. You see, I have done many mental gymnastics in order to justify…
It’s the summer of 1997 or 1998, 9 a.m. on a Saturday morning. South-ish Florida. I don’t know what you were doing, but I can tell…
Weekends in my early childhood were spent strapped into a life jacket and parked on the middle bench of my dad’s tiny jon boat…
I am occasionally a particularly obtuse shade of naive. This is one of those times.
I totally don’t get it and I’m not afraid to admit it in the hopes that you will take pity on me and explain off to the side.
Also I’m having trouble picturing a penis, no matter the degree of flacidity, successfully…
Slumber stolen, burning,I wrestle damp sheetsTo name the scarlet feverOf my shimmering skin
“God you’re heavy” groaned Sprite.
“Quit ya whinin’ and pull me up” yelled Spectre.
When a man receives a…
Welcome to Nice Club.
First rule of Nice Club: You do not talk about Nice Club.
1. Find a suitor. Preferably one you are fairly confident you’ll be able to spend an entire lifetime…
Muitas histórias passam desapercebidas numa cidade como São Paulo. Milhões delas todos os dias, por certo. Talvez centenas de acontecimentos minimamente interessantes, polêmicos, surpreendentes ou espirituosos. Quase todos efêmeros, que não fariam sentido um par de dias depois; não…
O riso é uma linguagem universal. Muito antes de desenvolvermos a linguagem, já somos capazes de expressar fisicamente nossos sentimentos de contentamento ou aprovação através do riso. O riso também é capaz de transpor a barreira de idiomas. Além disso…
I am a cribber. I crib a lot ( I know the first line sufficed but I want to make a strong point here ). The problem with people like me is that we run out of people to crib too. This is because free cribbing a always a problem. I can’t crib to a person who never cribs back. It has to be two…
Tonight I’m having a seance or something to try and call my missing barn cat home. $0 as I already have candles and catfood, which seems like the right ingredients. Tomorrow I have a friend visiting and guess we’ll spend $30 on food. Probably will get coffee at some point, $2. Sunday I want to see an exhibit at the Walter’s in Baltimore before it…
Ohio Woman Busted After Soliciting Sex for Nachos: An Ohio woman has been arrested in the parking lot of Beaver Township’s Los Gallos Mexican Restaurant after telling an undercover cop that she would provide a sex act for $60 and a large order…
Poetry in English class has begun,
[Smokey giving a riveting speech about forest fire prevention]
SMOKEY: And remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires.
[applause]
Hi, I’m Stick!
Exactly, I’m as handsome as that, but let me share a little bit more about me.
Today as I was driving to the Dollar General I passed a 1955 Porsche 550 Spyder in my 2006 Dodge Caravan on the freeway. I passed it fair and square! Left it in the dust! James Dean himself would be rolling in his grave. Dear Diary it was perfect — I had Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” blasting and everything…
Friday
Why don’t you head over to Fuck Right the Fuck Off Lane, hang a left on Mind Your God Damned Manners Circle, and enjoy a contemplative snack on the Grassy Area adjacent to No one asked for your fucking tired “maybe if you got laid you wouldn’t be just one more annoying bitch using her mouth for all the wrong reasons” Rhetoric Cemetery.
It all began on a sunny day in April at the Roman colosseum. I had been studying abroad in Italy for the past 13 months. I was inspecting the structure of the roman colosseum (I was an architecture major at that point) when I noticed some scribblings lightly etched…
“I’m your imagination! I’m here to inspire you! I bring to you giddy visions of the delicate…
This is the story about an unhappy ending. The ending you never hear about in fairytales.
http://www.maaillustrations.com/Beautiful illustration tutorials for making an excellent logo out of the word nature. Learning is unlimited and we started our travel to teach the aspirants who want to learn how to illustrate children’s book. Learn and share this video to your friends. Please…
Age relieves desire,
Dreams increase the fever.
Paranormal entertainment for events has become a rage these days. Fortune telling for fun, employed by a party psychic comes in different forms and flavors. Some forms rely on arcane divination tools or evocative visual aids. Many people…
I don’t know how I became a meme, I’m just a normal guy. Kind of. Actually, not really. Actually, I’m spastic as all fuck, I post random bullshit, and to be honest, people like that kind of thing. But the more intelligent aspect of it? they don’t like so much. but at the same time, there’s a lot I don’t…
Gutbloom,
It was wonderful to wake up and discover I’d been mentioned and it is an honor when it comes from you. Your level headedness and humor keep many of us grounded here on Medium when others read and panic or are easily offended. I can only hope that I learn, from your example, that approach to ALL things as I navigate…
Trump tweets illustrated.
Every January tons of Americans resolve to change their unhealthy habits, get a gym membership, and simply give up after a couple weeks. It’s understandable — gyms can be scary. Upon walking onto the floor for the first time you’ll likely be surrounded…
On women who nature, dealing with nature
This article was originally published on the Animosa blog.
By now, you may have been curious enough about our company and the badass team of women behind it to have visited our ‘About’ page — if not…
Look upon the clown of sorrow
Lost her nose to one who borrowed
To smell the circus and all the tents
Popcorn and peanut hawking events
Clown nose bulbous angry red
Here you go:
At the repair shop Sethu got impatient listening to the waiting music from the telephone. Finally a rep answered his call.
“Sir”
“Hi”
So the gas stations here have REALLY nice convenience stores in the touristy parts of the island. One of them has a KFC in it AND KFC DELIVERS HERE. FROM THE GAS STATION. WHAT.
Inside the gas station there is an ATM with a security guard, there are a lot of private guards here…
Since Donald Trump’s surprise victory in the presidential election, there’s been mucho finger pointing. Hillary and her senior staff were too arrogant and overconfident. The Democrats ignored/shunned the locals in all the wrong places. The gobsmacked media gave DT too much free…
The luckiest thing what ever happened to me was the time I had that there leprechaun o’er to tea. There we sat him and me. If we’d had o’er one more we’d’ve been a party of three.
The tea of choice was pennyroyal, o’er top poured boiling water. ‘Ol leprechaun, that there scheming plotter, couldn’t manly hold his flavoured…
There are several problems that all of us come across frequently in the putting on the led high bay light fixtures. The majority of the led high bay light fixtures usually function properly particularly when they are nevertheless…
I want to ride the unicorn, ride and ride. Through fields, woods and on the beach. Not to stop, only when my unicorn is tired…
Dazzling Tongue
So I have come to the understanding that for a vast majority of population, there can be, at some point, a place too early in time, for shit.
This phenomenon had plagued me for a grand part of my life. How is it possible on this…
New Year’s Reflections (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Broken Toilet)
If you had been in my family’s living room at about 2:30 on Christmas morning, you might have heard urgent mutterings and a disturbing hissing sound coming out from under the bathroom door. Had you ventured to inspect the situation…
There are various such creams sold in the markets as well as the world wide web. The best are the acai based creams because they’re natural along with have any side effects. These help you get rid in this problem within 3 to 4 periods…
Malexpro But if your eating right and working out right you should notice results within a week, although after about 2 or 3 months of working out and maintaining a good workout regimen you will notice that you are much stronger and hopefully ripped…
Break up Pill As you have seen in the above tips, there is a lot of knowledge you can acquire before seeking treatment for your depression and it’s this knowledge, along with assistance from a doctor, that can help improve your symptoms. Do…
