2017 years after the birth of christ if he ever existed, our new president’s inaugural…
Just found out I can
bring my sheets to the laundry
more than once a year.
Bye, baby funding
VC’s gone a-running,
Founder’s gone a-spinning,
Disclaimer : This piece is derivative of Why You Should Fuck a Writer by Broke Ass Stuart, Why You Should Fuck a Computer Geek by…
“Please, Bog. Four years is ok.”
Recently Medium started identifying “top” writers in certain categories. If you click on a tag, you now see “top stories”, “latest stories”, and “top writers.” Those top writers received an e-mail telling them that they are one…
or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rom-Com
Girls and boys, come out to play,The funding’s easy in the Bay;Leave your job, secure and steadyLive in a hacker loft, when you’re readyCome with a whoop, come with…
So, I recently read an article stating that the human population would barely last 100 days in a zombie…
South Norwood is delighted to welcome locally born artist Elizabeth James who won a Croydon Council competition to open a gallery space in SE25.
Caution, my son’s 2nd birthday party was today and, to handle the anxiety of having a few people in my house, including my parents, i may have, to calm down, and be less of a bitch to everyone, had a few too many whiskeys. This is possible. That said, I’m going to still attempt this. Enjoy or beware.
After an unsuccessful first week, it was time for a fresh start! High hopes! And then…
As much as keeping in touch is so easy these days, it can also get to you. I love how convenient it is today, to catch up with a bird migrating from Siberia to the west coast of Africa. I have had umpteen conversations with some of the birds where they filled me up on their…
Let’s talk about one of the most important items of your everyday life — about a thing that has an intimate relationship with your rear end: the humble loo roll.
Hi guys, this story goes waaaaay back as high school days, before I became so yeah. Enjoy your read.
Growing up, always been the ladies man. Not sure it was looks, maybe my intelligence, humor or something. It was quite safe to say, i was never really conscious of my…
To: GlennTTTT
Fm: DriveBri
Subject: The return of my laptop
“But the sea is truth, I know that now. We sail on it, and it drowns us. Refreshing to see, and bitter to taste. In the middle of the Pacific, the biggest thing on earth, the…
Some readers may know that I’m an Aussie. Albeit dropped head first into living in Switzerland close…
I was paid to shoot Jaws thousands of times and this is how it started. This story is barely fiction.
Saturday, January 21, 2017, 4:40 PM
Shortly after taking the oath of office on Friday, President Trump flipped his stance on fake news. Since the November 8th election, Trump has been quick to label pieces that cast him in an unfavorable…
I’ve recently been reminiscing about a trip to Italy that my family took a few years ago. It’s a beautiful country, with amazing food and wine and culture, but what struck me most was the art. These days, people really don’t make art like they used to.
That was funny!!! Laughed out loud many times.
This is not well understood at all, but it’s right at the intersection where the next stage of robotic life will happen. Mark my words, this is both marvelous and frightening in the same breath — and because the vast majority of people DON’T understand it at all, it’s going to fly completely under the…
And five ways to enjoy the spoils of your cat’s fame.
Dear Rawnald,
The moment I remember most about your childhood was when we elected you to speak on behalf of…
Note: This piece originally appeared on Robot Butt.
This was a strange week, schedule-wise. The kids had 3 days off school, and we had to rearrange our schedules to accommodate that. It meant that on any given day, I had to check to see when I was supposed to go into the office, or come home. On a few…
Penicillin smells like sheep dip. For you non-country readers imagine the heady fumes of acetone infused with Lynx aka the smell of a cheap one night stand. It tastes of abandonment. Let me be more specific. You’ve been abandoned in the Scottish Highlands and all you can eat is…
Today is very boring,
It’s dull and uneventful,
“Red are you still fighting Snake?” yelled Spectre.
If you have to poop and there’s not a bathroom within the estimated time frame you’ve created based on the feeling of urgency, then befriend the nearest tree.
Trees get pooped on all the time. Birds. Bugs. Bears. Squirrels. Deer. Trees are cool with it. Sure they…
People forget that Saint Mary’s is ranked #23 in the country and only lost two game, one of them being to a very…
Ok. guy, this is only be wondering too hard for solely question: “Would You prefer standing in front or beside of me?” But, still being sure even, yet, won’t be able gotten the trick about it!
Sunday
Shattered
When choosing a home internet business dealer worker during the bidding process, be cautious of the ones who offer prices much lower than the rest — this might be a sign that their work is of a lower quality. Using…
Things I do when I am bored…
A poem, made entirely out of (real) book titles as of 5/18/16.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/book/confessions-of-a-failed-slut/
It’s honestly strange, because Trump could have done the right thing and said they were large but not enormous, and the women marching peacefully was a good idea, that’s healthy, and they are going to realize that Trump was right in a few months — and everything would be wonderful. Instead he has the gall to inflate everything, and be ridiculous. I…
When choosing a online sales business dealer people during the bidding process, be cautious of the ones who offer prices much lower than the rest — this might be a sign that their work is of a lower…
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It’s not unheard of for home internet business dealer workers to offer you a low and appealing estimate, so be positively certain to have the quote down in writing prior to you employee them…
