Many humans during this month…
Rumo a 30ª temporada, Os Simpsons segue como uma das séries mais relevantes da televisão. Tem uma base de seguidores fiéis, continua atraindo novos espectadores e é uma máquina de dinheiro para Fox, que lança games, bonecos e produtos com a face da família mais…
Trump’s inauguration may be making you kind of sad for our country. After all, the election of a…
It was midnight when the purple gates burst open and the children of Yesod rode forth. The progeny of the kingdom of the moon scattered like pellets from a shotgun shell as they exited the tunnel, riding long the path to Malkuth to enjoin to the kingdom of man the…
Holy crap, is that three Bill Simmons articles in just the past week? Today of all days? Oh right, a Patriots column. Of course :)
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Feedback is a gift, but sometimes it’d be more suited to a white elephant exchange. Your teammate wrote an email once, so she knows what it takes to craft a compelling message. Your boss’s…
I rarely read those magazines they put in seat pockets on planes, but this time I do and boy, does it pay!
About a month ago, I shaved a my beard down to a Fu Manchu. I wouldn’t think it…
1. Eat in small portions, as this will lower your chances of experiencing nausea.
2. Ensure good fluid intake. This is very important as you will likely throw up in spite of your best efforts, and also shed many tears. Stay hydrated!
A moment of righteous indignation from General Leia
LUNCH, ANYONE?
I saw my first dead body when I was about 10 years old. It was equally fascinating and horrifying and something that had a huge impact on me.
With my older siblings either living on their own or otherwise self-contained, it was pretty much my parents, my little brother Petie and me on…
FAIKU (fi KU) The faiku is a short form, Buddha bestowed upon poets the great gift of the Faiku. True faiku resembles an…
The Smith is a popular restaurant in New York City that “works” essentially always. Here is a list…
I’ve just realised that being a first time parent is a lot like when you pass your driving test.
07 December, 2017 — Fix My Glasses is a service that will repair glasses frame using the latest welding technologies and leaving absolutely a remarkable result.
Maybe when marriage expands it borders beyond exclusiveness, and tradition is up for upgrade….life may begin to get better.
I relate with some part of your story.
I can’t put a figure to how many kingdom hall constructions I volunteered for ….and helped build.
Find out what type of bird you are.
Dude.
There is no better way to kick off a yearlong journey though the caverns of comedy than with a piece of cinematic history. Woody Harrelson — two time Academy Award nominee, cast member of the iconic sitcom…
Change in Humors has External signs
I have a sneaky feeling my NRA member father signed me up for Grab A Gun’s mailing list. Here is today’s testament to the glory of my ridiculous country…
Not long ago, I had one of those typical Monday mornings that I’m sure many of you can relate to. I slept through my alarm, and with an…
Welp. Today is happening.
Vin Diesel is a busy man! With three massive blockbusters on the horizon, Diesel recently sat down for an…
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I first heard about the Instrument of Desire on a fuckin’ Reddit thread, of all places. I started out just trying to get advice on my new macro splits, one thing led to another, and suddenly it was 3 AM and I was balls deep in a legend about a mythical musical instrument that, when heard willingly, would make the person listening give you the one…
God! I have grown up to mid twenties and still couldnt stop thinking like a princess who will be saved by a prince someday! 👑
I’m going for militant older age.
I still scuba dive from the shore of the Island of Bonaire. The last time I visited Bonaire I dove almost every day for…
Chocolates flooding during the event.
ME: where the hoes at
FARMER: they’ll be here
[the farmer’s son walks in and dumps a bunch of equipment on the floor]
I had a friend I knew in high school tell us that she was planning to marry a dentist who graduated from Dartmouth. She was smart enough to go to Dartmouth and be a dentist herself but when I realized she was actually serious about her declaration, I just lost respect for her. Some of us humans have this straight line planned out only to realize we…
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DRILL SERGEANT: DROP AND GIVE ME 20
ME: YESSIR
[hands him a $20 bill]
DS: COME ON PRIVATE. GIMME 20 MORE
“She’s about 100 times the size of you” laughed Fuen.
We have a friend in Mexico.
In through the nostrils, out through the mouth. In through the nostrils out through the mouth. Before I was like…
Trumppopotomus
The voter lobotomus
POTUS
Ohmygodomus
Hopefully’ll…ll..last [ffzzznghrchrrrchrr…]
Testabolan CYP There are actually 4 studies showing this benefit of Massularia Acuminate and it might be something good to have on hand for a mouth rinse or if you wish to have fresher breath Testabolan CYP Unfortunately most bodybuilders are not…
This one’s called “New ritual design — Volume 1”.
This piece is meant to represent behaviors that are now part of our cultural heritage as traditional rituals for future generations.
Yet, sometimes the world formulates itself to go against productivity.
Now cooking hot dogs is as simple as making toast with The Nostalgia Electrics…
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Innovative 3-in-1 appliance functions as toaster, egg cooker, and meat warmer.
Sometimes I see these fashion models and I wonder if they ever just stop halfway down the runway and think, “how in the hell did this…
Injustice is served; The Summons is sent; our Superheroes assemble along the skyline:
Laser — She has super-strength, and her ultimate weapon is the lasers she issues from her hands and eyes.
America First. Happy Inaguration Day!
Lunch @12.30 at Seven Stars, High Shincliffe
Tea @3.30(ish) in Physics Dept. somewhere TBA #gatecrash
Lecture by Steve Furber @4.30 in PH30 Rochester Bldg
Yes! Check out my humor article on Trump Stress Syndrome https://medium.com/@tamarleffert/coping-with-trump-stress-syndrome-tss-b2140eaceb3d?source=linkShare-59f4e0bbca42-1484950433
Creepy Fire Pit.
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Friday’s on the MeetingPlay blog — we get a little bit personal. We share the hardworking, talented and dedicated faces behind MeetingPlay’s mobile event apps and event event technology. This week we meet one of MeetingPlay’s #eventprofs, account manager Allie D.
Well said, sir.
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Excellent — I always had the feeling that Tomi Lahren had a deep, dark secret — this sounds just like her. Thanks for the humor!
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