Mencken somewhere defined humor as the capacity to discover hidden and surprising relations between apparently unrelated things.
This capacity would appear to be directly related to intelligence.
You love history. You’re a history buff. But do you love it a little too much? Like, to an…
By Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad)
The more I look at the world these days, the more I think… I’m probably gonna die—like, soon.
The Young Pope Goes To A Reddit Meetup
The hard sales pitch in timeshare presentations are one of the most common complaints, I had one of these in the Hotel El Cid, in Mexico. In my experience it was one of the most annoying and long presentation I’ve ever been, because the salesmen were very insistent, they want to make sure…
[I enter my apartment, carrying my backpack from work and a grocery bag. I wrestle with my front door, get it open and walk into my dark apartment. I flip the corridor lights on and proceed to my living room. I turn on the…
Eu não tenho uma memória muito boa, mas eu lembro de algumas histórias da minha infância. Outro dia pensando nessa história aqui, percebi uma coisa que mudou minha vida: Minha mãe é um monstro.
Eu explico.
Do you wish to impress your public and lambaste your enemies? Do you want to stop mumbling into your hat or serving up spittle-soaked soliloquies? Seek no further.
“You don’t even look guilty,” I said
A gente vive em um época em que pessoas bem sucedidas estão a todo momento nos sendo mostradas na televisão, no jornal, na internet, sempre como forma de inspiração e exemplo.
O problema é que eu demorei 7 anos pra me formar na faculdade e não tenho um emprego…
I’m a pretty laid back guy.
I would have never survived the 1950s because I can’t fathom putting on a suit and tie just to go get my tires rotated.
I always preferred Borders to Barnes & Noble because the former had no employee…
When we write poems about our president-electWe should strive to make sure that our…
A writer buddy (Zelda. It was Zelda) and I were discussing the lack of Doritos that happen at the end of every blog post. Actually, I was weeping over it and she very calmly suggested that maybe instead of worrying (or not; apparently the whole thing was over ads? whatever I just write here) about how…
By the time this story comes out it will be all over the news:
The incoming administration has not been very nice to China.
Essa história pode OU NÃO ter acontecido comigo. Vocês nunca vão saber.
Era dia de evento no trabalho.Dia de evento a gente almoça bem. Não vai no kilão, sabe?E o evento desse dia foi num buffet.Café da manhã pra recepcionar a galera, palestras no período da manhã e aí veio o…
I grew up in an era when the world breathed in Mr Ali’s shadow and the airwaves buzzed with his fervent…
“Oliver. Stop thrashing.”
It ultimately ends in a complete crash. A meltdown of monumental proportions from which there can be no recovery. One…
Pete-Pete ‘Ibrahimovic’
Pete-Pete, disebut Pete-pete karena dia berjumlah banyak, andai dia hanya satu akan menjadi PeTe ( PT ), Public Transportation…
Utiliza el HUMOR para conseguir un buen cierre de venta.
We have all been reading lots of posts on motivation, business, start-ups, life…
Private Dick
It was late and she had room matesso I tiptoed down to the bathroom.They had one of those toilet seatsthat doesn’t stay propped upright-and I had to hold it with one handto keep it from falling into my piss.To keep it from slapping me in the dick.
I estimated $110 and spend under. On Friday I worked and it was all good until some teen hoodlum stole from our donation bin 😠 and we have no cameras or way to track him. Saturday I…
GUARD: he’s escaping!
[the sirens go off as the guards notice me crawl out of a hole in ground]
ME: [running from yelling guards and barking dogs] SHIT SHIT SHIT
By Eli MacNeal
When Hillary announced her 2016 presidential bid, a bare-chested Vladimir Putin got the news as he was riding his stallion (sans saddle) across the frozen Siberian tundra.
… eine Frage nur …
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Kommt der Elefant in’ Tonladen:
‘Tschuldigung, wo fänd’ ich denn bitte Schaufel und Besen?
Monday 2pm-3:00pm
A leader is born, not created, then molded like a piece of clay. The clay is already there but someone helped that clay form into a beautiful vase. Like clay, leaders are born, great leaders are molded. Some key lessons a leader needs…
In the course of my career and life experience, I have worked, played, and been responsible for two diverging generations: the “greatest generation” (GG) and millennials. That is, my kids and my parents…
Iako sam cetiri godine pohadjala casove sviranja klavirske harmonike, klavir je bio i ostao moj omiljeni instrument….Pocev od Mocartovih…
New Evidence Suggests D.B. Cooper May Have Worked for Boeing: A team of scientists selected by federal officials in Seattle have come across new evidence in the mystery of D.B. Cooper, saying particles found on a JCPenny…
It’s been the 10th day of snow and ice in Portland. Just as it’s about to look like it’ll start to rain and melt, we get…
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For a long time, I had a fear of making anything for myself. I had a few ideas but rarely executed them. My hesitation…
The Limit
- See You Soon, Charlie -
Day 218
Quick recount for all my imaginary readers out there, the ones wondering what I’ve been up to…
Poetry has me take a haik-u
Mike Kosinski
The Lunch Room
Hello. My name is Will, and I have a punctuation problem.
I have, and continue to have, an addiction to punctuating to meet what is right technically rather than what works for the reader. And, I write and type commas without regard for the actual needs of the…
Tuesday
Motivation
9/15/2016
The Island
Conventions are like chains wrapped around my legs. Sometimes I forget they are there. But I hear a really…
“Oh he didn’t” sighed Fuen.
“”Afraid so” said Sprite. “Ate half the castle while he was at it.”
Sunday 1/15/17 left the retreat at 2pm and drove with Tracey back to her house to get my car. Left there at 4pm and got to Virginia Beach at 9pm. My brother Pete and his wife Barbara just moved there from Williamsburg. They were celebrating Christmas with their whole family and I just happened to…
And no, I am not ashamed of it.
A revisão de performance aconteceu na sexta-feira. Ele recebeu um feedback. Ou, como se diz…
Memes, part of modern society. A huge social aspect of the online community that has…
Dear Tuesdays,
I’m tired. Really tired. I’m glad to be back at uni in so many ways; it’s nice to see friends, good to be back in a routine etc. But I can’t help but feel very very tired. It’s my second week back now and I feel like I’ve been back a month. I like being…
I come home to my four lovable cats, Beast, Sammie, Jack, and Eva. As a divorced single physician who…
Pics or it didn’t happen is more than an internet meme… it also seems to be the rule in birding, especially if you are a noob birder.
The other day, I was perusing the wine section of my local Safeway supermarket when I was suddenly struck with a weird, disconcerting feeling. At first, I thought it was a reaction to what is admittedly an extensive selection of different varietals for a national supermarket…
Gonorrhea is a really frequent sexually transmitted ailment. It is a consequence of a bacterial infection in the cervix or the urethra by a bacterium referred to as gonococcal. The other locations which can be affected incorporate throat, anus, and the eyes. Standard Gonorrhea tests poses many…
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My parents say that I should not be Talking to you anymore. Why? you might ask, Because my dad is more concerned in this situation than mom. My dad thinks it´s not OK talking to you because he might think that you aren´t the best influence out there. But my mom is going to…
What do you think is the practical and most useful part of a contemporary toilet or…
Skin Opulent This issue is a have to-have in any merchandise that promises to counteract the effect of growing old because it has been demonstrated to be more effective than some other anti oxidant merchandise which are sourced from natural…
The ultimate essence of Avenue 54 lies in the 5 illustrious towers offering a luxury lifestyle, the very best life has to offer. Avenue 54 offers bespoke 3, 4, 5 and 6 BHKs and a few penthouses reserved only for a few. The project…
That’s some brutal clickbait there, LOL. Clever though.
A Memorable One Day Tour
I am going to share about the most recent wonderful day of my life. It was Sunday 8th January, 2017. We planned to visit old Lahore. I visited old Lahore before but this time I enjoyed a lot. It was not only tour it included learning a lot. We learn how to convert a day in a memorable day. We learn…
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“A long and costly legal battle with animal rights advocates, which ended with its hugest stars — the elephants — being pink slipped.” Ringling Bros. is…
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