Humor

Dilemma? Use of washing machine to clean a Northface Arctic Down Parka!

No dry cleaning needed

What you need: your jacket- :), gentle soap or down specific soap, at least 3 tennis balls ( ensure it doesn’t stain), laundromat and money or “ home laundromat”

Beef Stroganoff is For Lovers

Or, How to Break Up with Russian Noodles

My relationship with my ex-boyfriend was like clockwork. If that clock was a pocket watch manhandled by the Mad Hatter from “Alice in Wonderland” — dipped in tea, doused in salt…

Activist Ivanka Trump To Lead Thousands At D.C. Women’s March On Saturday

Influential fashion entrepreneur says American women must stand together against anti-feminist policies of new president

Shakespeare was a Pothead. Here’s the Proof

Just like Dr. Dre, Stephen King, and just about anyone that has created anything of…

24, Unemployed, and Donald Trump Is President

How my immigrant parents gave me an edge now more than ever.

My parents immigrated in the late 1980’s from Gujarat, India to Naperville, Illinois — a Midwestern haven with fantastic…

My argument with Rahim

After solving a tiff with a friend one night, a Doha was disturbing me.
So, I had an argument (philosophical) with Rahim that night.😂
Yeah, it was fun speaking to him with my cool and intellectual philosophy. 😝 (Actually, Ghanta intellectual; it was immature and nonsense because Rahim…

(H)afrocentric Comic Strip: Special Inauguration Edition

The Type of Mood Where You Want to Punch Someone in the Face

Obama employs White House dog, Bo, to urinate on bed before departure

WASHINGTON — What can only be seen as the second installment in the infamous ‘golden showers’ saga, reports have confirmed that the White House bedroom was left with a pool of dog urine by the Obamas’ family…

Why I’m Quitting Flip Flops

Recently, I ended a long relationship with flip flops, and I’m relieved.

How To Get Your Body Protest Season Ready

Don’t be too plump to fight Trump!

Seven Scary Communication Types That Destroy Business Value

Breaking News: Reports of Opening of Hellmouth Near U.S. Capitol

A Letter to My Kids

Hey Kids, it’s dad.

The Year Mark

There are ‘markers’ in every relationship. Even friendships; first time you meet the persons family, first time you meet your partner’s parents, dates, travel, christmases. The list goes on and if you are one of those people with a significant other, hopefully the list will continue for many years to…

I’m Marching, But Only Until I Hit My 10,000 Steps

Trump Orders White House Clocks Set to 1953

In one of his first sweeping executive orders, President Donald Trump has moved all White House clocks back 64 years. “It was such a beautiful time,” said the just-inaugurated chief executive. “Dino. Jerry Lewis. Remember he used to wear those funny…

How Many Calories Will You Burn on the Women’s March?

Sadie Barton’s Guide for Livin’ # 15: “If I Only Had a Brian.”

20 Things I Would Tell A 20 Year Old

A young friend, who was about to celebrate her twentieth birthday, asked me this question.

Students Say Strange Things

I teach Chemistry. (Stop that! I can hear you complaining about how hard it was from here). And it’s beautiful, glorious, even ethereal in the right conditions. After all, manipulating the very substances of the universe? How could that not touch the very fiber of your soul?! I’m…

Where’s the Real News?

Well, here we are. We’ve inaugurated America’s first orange president.

That’s a played-out joke. If you laughed at it, feel bad.

Most of us have been wondering how this happened. I know I was very surprised. The sources of information I…

Saturday — Modernism

Saturday

Modernism

Wanted: One Big Giant Mentor

I often choose to walk headstrong into unknown situations. From this I learn where my strengths are and where…

Bumble is my Rebound

a short story.

Heartbreak. Download Bumble. Match. Chat. Flirt. Avoid. Match. Chat. Embarrassment. Delete Bumble. Loneliness. Download Bumble. Match. Chat. Flirt. Converse. Date. Fall. Love. Delete Bumble. Crash. Heartbreak. Download Bumble. Shame. Delete…

Here cums guilt

How come the feeling of guilt still arises after watching porn. Even now just the basic three some still kinda gives me the super…

Not What I Thought

So today I bought the prettiest little flowers, I was so exited because I’d never seen African Violets these vibrant…

Pasear estimula la creatividad. ¡Demostrado!

Esta tarde leí un artículo dónde un entendido en la materia opinaba que mover el…

Pre-Approved for a Catharsis

Seriously, I hardly qualify

Trump Tweets Illustrated: Women’s March on the day after the Inaguration.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/822774162011910144

Doctor

“Then why the heck did you destroy my castle?” yelled the Doctor.

Common Questions About A Private Investigator

Calling in a private detective Myrtle Beach SC may be one of the best decisions you will ever make. A private agent can help you reveal reality. In case you suspect that something is going on with your romantic partner, you ought to be sensitive to…

I needed a good laugh this morning. Your “gray area” story was the ticket!

Should You Purchase a Braun Beard Trimmer?

When looking for a product to keep your facial hair looking its best you may want to consider a Braun beard trimmer. Braun offers many different models that will help you always look your best. Deciding which model is actually best for your needs will…

SYNTHETIC FOOD COLOUR PREPARATION -

Ajanta synthetic food colour preparation is formulated in accordance to the highest authority of India FSSAI quality norms & standards.

We make sure that the products which are being served to our clients are of best quality for higher level…

Loquacious Football. I want to be a patriot, but sometimes I just feel so deflated.

no comment

“Forecasted” isn’t an actual word. (Spellchecker is there for a reason. Learning can be a tool, not just your enemy.)

“Under-educated”, however, is legit (or at least a legitimate hyphenate.)

As Bugs so often said, “What a maroon.”

M&M Skagway Alaska Tours

If you’re planning your cruise to Alaska, then now is the time to sort through our selection of Skagway tours and find the perfect excursion for you and your family. M&M Tours is the only tour brokerage contracted by the Municipality of Skagway, making us the most trusted source for…

Perils of Potty Training #2

Today we decided to potty train Ellie.

Like actually tried. So we headed to Walmart to get the goods.

• Underwear — Check
• Juice — Check
• Snacks for when she figures it out — Check

Enjoying the moment.. as I grow daily . I’ve finally detected an addiction of mine.. this addiction hapoens to be one that works for me.. as all most others usually work against one. My addiction has been. Perpetually knowing thyself. Personal development. As I connect with new forms of energy in life, or what we call life, I realize my form of…