I’m going to level with you—that’s a click-bait title.
Most people can agree that JavaScript was the most important language of 2016 and will continue to be a staple of the Hacker community for years to come. However, more and more…
Some consider the poem by T.S. Eliot, The Wasteland, to be the greatest of the 20th century. “April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land…” blah blah blah.
by Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad)
I recently got my hair cut, which is thrilling mostly because of human contact and also someone else washing your hair for you. However, this time, I found…
We’re in the worst part of winter now and it’s cold. Very fucking cold. But I suppose you can’t just stay inside for the next two months so here’s some great things to do in Boston when it…
In his confirmation hearing for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson once again let his disdain for LGBT people be known. In response to a question regarding his willingness to promote equal access to…
Ever wonder where some of your favorite characters are today? We asked cool girls…
“Weird vibes” are the fake news of feelings. Get out of your head and meet someone new!
Okay, his photo belies his stated age, and also shows him giving the thumbs-up to a Confederate flag. Who are you to judge? He could be fun!!!
I remember the date specifically, because it’s the day my wife left me. It was January 13, 1990. Friday the 13th, actually. I’ll remember that day for the rest of…
I am going to put you in a spreadsheet, color code you, and alphabetize you.
Having dinner with boyfriend and his family last night, I’m asked what I want to be doing.
Pause
I’m still new in this. It’s only been a year. I’m still nervous and awkward and off my game around the boyf’s ‘rents. So, when they ask me…
Después de darle mil vueltas y con muy buenas críticas recibidas al respecto creo que escribir en mi lengua siempre va a ser lo ideal, para mí y para cualquier persona que sienta que tiene algo que decir, pero también quiero hacer hincapié en que sólo estaba empezando y que en realidad no…
“hey head, this is cold. look, i’ve got some new. i’m moving in for a few days. or maybe, like, three weeks. i don’t know. anyways, now that i’m here, do you mind if i do a little redecorating…
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I’ve joined a cult lately — SoulCycle. Because of this, I’ve been spending my free time in Santa Monica and I’ve noticed that everyone is wearing gym clothes. No matter how much my grandma may disapprove, this is becoming an acceptable way to dress in Los Angeles.
All of the cool marketers wear glasses…
One out Two sentence to introduce Bangalore City to a new comer will definitely be “It has horrible traffic.” Let me help you, the second would either be, its very green city or its weather is awesome.
Martin Luther King Jr. Day and the Last Sacred Holiday
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I never look up from my laptop while at my BFF’s and realize she’s been talking to me and that I have no idea what about. 😅
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Introspezione semiseria nata dalla mia ultima notte passata con Will Smith.
Ammettendo di rimanere soli sul Pianeta – ipotizzando che accada dall’oggi al domani, tipo a mezzanotte e tre minuti del giorno del vostro…
“What a dark and dreadful morning, I love it!”
I have never seen someone so artfully slice a piece of meat to ribbons.
If you haven’t seen or heard of him #SaltBae is the James Bond of the Butchers world. He rose to recent social media viral status with this Zorro - like…
And ode to Apple’s 2016 MacBook Pro With Apologies to Jimmy Buffet
I got my new laptop,It came in a white box;Unwinded the cords and I plugged it right in.The clicks on the keypad, those sounds made me sad.Lookin’ for ports — I’m beginning to boil.
I don’t remember this day, but I sure as hell wish I did. It looks like this kid was having a helluva time.
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Why is my prince…
Doing laundry while living by myself is such an experience 😬.
“So there is this SEO expert right” said Snake.
“Right” replied Spectre.
Cape Town is one of the world’s leading tourist destinations for so many reasons, that it’s kept people coming back year in and year out for decades. Iconic architecture, diverse culture and people and breathtaking scenery are pivotal reasons for this.
When I entered our classroom yesterday morning, after the children had gone outside with the earlier staff, I found…
ADVENTURES OF AN ABUJA PEDESTRIAN🚶 (2)
“Zuba! Kaduna road!” A taxi driver called out as he tried to park by the kerb at Area 3 junction. “Kubwa express?” “Enter!” “Where he dey go?” One of the union boys asked me. “Kaduna road” I muttered, praying my words will be lost on him and he wouldn’t call more passengers.
The mankind has communicated through different methods. The communicational behaviour is in our instinct, since the human being is a social species.
But how has it change through time ?
To Poop 💩 or Not to Poop 🚫💩
By J. Deg, age 10
🚹🚽| 😖|😐|🙄|
😐: Why you be so mad?
😖: Im not mad. I’m just constipated!
PSA; We are in one hell of a roller coaster with our emotions.
We’ve got feelings, feelings that won’t last.
Wait, what?
To say that the weaning process is going well would be an understatement. Normally kids cry when you try…
At 14.5 weeks I look like I did half way through college, which is to say I am fatter. This is ok, as it means I am one step closer to being visibly pregnant. And you know what you get when you’re visibly pregnant?
Since the Industrial Revolution made life easier for people, who didn’t have to live on farms anymore (ELECTRICITY…
The story of how my day started belongs in a situational comedy.
First, I’ll offer a little background. I work full-time and my husband is a stay-at-home-dad who does occasional freelance work. Lately, he’s been dealing with depression and…
Scuffling Phonemes
Funny how the letter ‘F’
Fails to fend off the phoneme ‘ph’
In fact phonetically speaking
I find no fizzling fluff to be behind such stuff!
Today I am working and have a Sweet 16 to work tonight. Will spend $2 on coffee at some point and $30 on gas. Tomorrow I have a mitzvah and in the middle I am going to an awards banquet, so dinner is paid for there. I will spend no more than $40 at the silent auction. Sunday I will probably lay low in the morning and then work. Monday I want to get…
I go for long walks at night. I hang out in trees. I attack stealthily and without warning. I leave my scent in various places…
So I was thinking about some reasons to move to Iceland today. One, Donald Trump would not be president there. Two, they have polar bears. Oh wait. They eat people. Scratch that one. Two, they have Jacuzzis everywhere (better known as hot springs). Three, they have Norwegian roots, as do I…
No vape flavours (afaik) but, after reading your list, I’m compelled to say..
Right now my baby is the size of a kiwi. I’m pretty sure it’s still see-through, but it has all the equipment that it will need for it’s entire life. If it’s a girl baby it already has all the eggs it will ever have. So technically, my kid’s kid’s are also inhabiting my body at this moment. I’m a…
And for those of us who have made our mind up about Trump, piss on him.
SOLDIER: [hands gas mask] put this on
ME: why
SOLDIER: they’re pinning us with mustard gas
ME: .. we talking name brand or that generic shit?
This is the most amazing thing I’ve read for awhile. Thankyou for writing it. I’m in the middle of changing my life, and would love to contribute information to help back this article, provide insight for future similar articles, and provide a personal testimony to explain what it’s like to live 24 years as the wrong person. Finally making changes…
Friday
Biggest fear
Should I get an ice cream now? It’s night and a bit cold, maybe I shouldn’t … Then again, why shouldn’t I?
Let’s see, where did I put that rounded little spoon that’s just right again? Hmmm, it’s not in the cupboard above the sink nor the stove. Did I brought it to…
Full confession: it’s not even mine. Someone sent me the pic, years ago. We got about twelve flakes today and I remembered it.
I guess the temperatures you get over there explain why you’ve stuck with Farenheit. 6 still feels positive, it’s what we’d call -20. Our attitude to that would be about the same as yours would be to…
Huh. Quim. Sounds not too awful. Funny thing my Grandma called it a twat twat. So that word had only good connotations until I grew up and heard people use twat in a derogatory manner. I always wondered what my Grandma would have thought about that but then I think people knew the word when she was young too, because she knew it. So it must have…
‘Giv Ɛ Huminz’
Anatoli Palazzo sat behind his desk leafing through a newspaper. He scanned the pages through the glasses that settled on the thin bridge of his nose. He took a gulp from his ‘World’s Greatest Boss’ mug and grimaced.
QUIRKY SUPERHERO?
Written by D.R. Frazier
It was a cold rigid night, one of those nights were you crawl under the covers and get a goodnight sleep. I proceeded to do so, but there was such an eerie feeling that came over me. I suddenly became very paranoid. My senses were heightened to the point that…
There clearly was when a crow having a damaged side who had been unsatisfied since they couldn’t travel towards the cornfields to consume clean insects, earthworms and callus together with his buddies. Their crow buddies cut back lifeless earthworms and lifeless…
To speak with a friend who is your coworker about his problems is a hard staff. It’s embarrasing for two of them. As a friend who is slow and a little bit lazy is hard to understand is it’s a workplace where everybody are in the team. If somebody fall out of the work the other one has make sacrifice…
Rejuvonus — Looking young is very imperative in our culture. Be young ways to be healthy and balanced as well as attractive. At the age of 30, your skin slowly leaves the ability to revitalize. This causes folds, dark circles, worn-out appearance…
