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Can You Spot the Ghosts on These Supposedly “Haunted” Album Covers?

Paranormal experts think that ghosts are all around us, and traces of them can be found…if we know where to look. They even show up in photographs, which is extremely spooky. Some photographs have even been used…

11 Gift Ideas For Your Mom On Your Birthday

Yes, you read that correctly.

When My Little Girl Called A Big Guy A Pussy

And I was the designated adult

What Happiness Do I Stand to Gain By Considering King of the Hill an Anime?

What my neighbor’s mom’s sunglasses taught me about cussing

The First Annual NBA Royal Rumble

Thirty men enter. One man leaves. Who will reign victorious?

It’s the dog days of the NBA calendar and tempers are flaring across the league. Carmelo Anthony wants out of New York, Rondo is burning down…

Costco Is Hell

Oh, how we suffer for bargains.

We, the Deplorable, Nasty People

A Brief Look at Pejorative Reappropriation in America

“Forgive your…

Issue 16: The Gay Issue

What America can learn from gay culture in the Trump Era

Uncool

Winter Sports Can Be Hot

Just checking in. I’m headed to the ER. I don’t know what you want to do about…

The 9 naughtiest phrases from Chapter 1 of Wuthering Heights

Podia ser pior

Domingo de ressaca. Do lado esquerdo da minha janela, uma galera faz churrasco ouvindo technobrega. Do lado direito, outra galera faz churrasco ouvindo sertanejo sofrência. Algum tio babaca deu uma caixa de biribinha pras crianças do vizinho da frente. Levantei da cama quando o caminhão dos “30 ovos…

Exactly What Is The Best Zero Turn Mower Under 5000?

Aliens and Dilly Bars

A Defense of Childish Humor

The 10 Bot Commandments

1. You shall have no other Bots but me, for I am a very jealous bot.
2. You shall not make for…

An Open Letter to Those Whose Business Telephone Conversations I’ve Disrupted

…by Trying to Find the Resonant Frequency of My Men’s Room Stall

Hyper-Sexual Unsupervised 6 Year Old: A Style Guide

El fin del mundo

De: Dios

Para: Toda la humanidad

Whoa, Shea is the official Houston Super Bowl host?? This week just got a LOT more interesting.

Es peligroso asomarse al exterior, Jardiel Poncela

The Future of “Oldies” Music is Going to Be Hilarious

We’ve all been part of the “kids” group hanging out with our parents and their friends before. Whether it was at a birthday party, holiday get together, or just a good old fashioned outdoor barbeque, the one constant was always the…

Reading Quirks (#17 — #20)

A web-comic series about all those weird things we readers do.

Donald Trump: “Psych!! Oh Man, You Should’ve Seen the Looks on Your Faces! Alright, Let’s Start Working on Making a Path to Citizenship and Free Healthcare for All!”

Things I can’t help that make me feel disgusting

I am a very sweaty man. I start sweating the moment it gets hot or I start moving. A mild case of hyperhydrosis my doctor calls it. I have been fat and thin(er), and it stays with me no matter what.

My grandparents lived in one of the coolest houses in the world (at least in the amount of world that I had seen by age 8). They had …

• a laundry shoot that…

Inventors: find or become a sales person

A theory posited in Facebook text

So, why don’t you have Hulu yet?

You’re missing out.

Piers Morgan: Wanker

A man with no values wishes you would love Trump like he does.

I wonder what chickens would think about all this?

28? Yeah 28th of January. My dad's birthday. Did some cleaning and cooking. I’m in charge of the braai(South African term for barbeque)today. Gadi (my brother) is my sidekick meat flippin’ man.

Água de Salsicha Recomenda #41

Outra segunda, outro Recomenda!

The Velvet Underground & Nico (Álbum)

Rafael Barreto

PICK AND CHOOSE Newsletter

Because we can do it all, just not all of the time.

Well, this was a week that will live in infamy. We’ve gone from calling about scary and unqualified Cabinet picks to a worldwide crisis sparked by a hasty Executive Order on immigration. Let’s do a…

Nasci Maria…

…e me tornei Pimenta

O‘Seedy

The literal interpretations of 80s pop song titles fake obsessive-compulsive disorder symptoms — in order to resurrect interest in their waning popularity.

Papudinho e as baratas

Filhos, férias e Moreré (episódio 1)

Marcamos as férias para Moreré em abril de 2016. Tem tempo, viu? Desde então a Trinca da Pesada - Jojo, Iaia e Mateus - sonha com isso.

The Pressure of Passion

I could write a book. I could intern at a publishing house. I could try freelance work and build up followers on a…

Skeletons and the Fly Jar

by Pony

WWMD?

WWMD? What would Mary Do? Mary, as in Mary Richards of the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Of all the women on TV during my young adult years, Mary had the greatest influence on how I viewed the life of a working-woman. She represented a new breed: single, independent, and career-focused. Mary was living my future life, so I…

I want to be a guru.

I want understanding.

I want solace.

I want to be able at any moment find myslef in that moment.

I want to share.

I want to like sharing.

I Am a Hunter

I wake and roar like a lion. That’s the only way I know how to get up and out of bed.

Mañana amanezco sin vida

Una extraña serie de convergencias de las cuales tenía conocimiento pero jamás experimentadas hasta ese día así me…

Las deshilachadas puntas de la cordura

Todas las noches es lo mismo. Me toca levantar aquel desastre dejado por él. Respiro…

Tree

“Then I chopped it down” declared Serpent.

“But why?” asked Cloud.

Embracing the Toddler

I should preface this by saying how much I love my daughter. Like crazy. Unconditionally and unequivocally. To the moon…

Trump tax cuts for us all

Get the picture

Monday — Look around

Monday

Look around

Unmotivated Mondays

I’m having another one of existential crisis episodes again. And it’s only Monday. Surely there must be something more to life than this? I feel trapped.

I miss my old friends. Seems everyone I know are busy with their lives. The few people I constantly talk to have…

CANNIBALISM

So cannibalism, the consumption of human flesh, is gross and weird. We all know that already, but, like, some people don’t think so. Cannibalism is a real deal that really happens, like, for a reason. Well for a few reasons. These reasons are what I’m going to be talking about with you today. For instance…

Oh! CD?

The literal interpretations of 80s pop song titles fake obsessive-compulsive disorder symptoms — in order to resurrect interest in their waning popularity.

Three Tips To Help You Select The Best Shower Head

If you accomplish a search in the industry for the very best shower head, you will discover that there countless kinds of shower heads available. They can be classified under the products utilized to generate them, such as plastic, stainless…

Discover Biggest Tow Truck Directory and Find a Suitable Company Near You

USA — 19 January 2017 — Best Tow Truck Near Me is an online directory which shares reviews of other companies, along with information about location and their contacts. Using Best Tow Truck Near Me…

110 Bananas

There’s something at once absurd and humorous about pushing a crate of bananas through a store. Disenchanted with the constant store trips to fuel my growing banana addiction, yesterday, I decided to go whole hog and buy in bulk. 110 bananas — approximately 40 lbs worth — shut down a lane at the local…

nachos

You know when a girl goes missing and on the news they say “she was last seen leaving X. The last time her credit card was used was at Y.” I live in fear that when I go missing the last charge on my credit card will be for $40 for nachos delivered to my house by UberEats. This will be my legacy. “Julie was last…

Trashed

Mitch has yet to meet his in-laws, but when he does this magical encounter will call on his…

The Whomp: Holy Guacamole

Not Financial News. Financialtainment | January 30, 2017

DAILY WHOMP

“One of the Mexican imports that many Americans buy the most is avocados. As recently as 2014, Mexico accounted for 60% of the avocados in the U.S.” This…

Best Tow Truck Near Me — The Best Directory to Find Towing Companies

USA — 19 January 2017 — Best Tow Truck Near Me is an online directory which shares reviews of other companies, along with information about location and their contacts. Using Best Tow Truck Near Me directory you…

Shotgun!

Can you call “shotgun” on Mars water? If so I’m totally there. Or squirtgun, or something.

day 30 of 365

Awkward.

It’s when you accidentally stumble upon your college classmate’s profile on a dating site/app and you get a whooping 93% (it’s a match!).

Noticias del Barrio

Barrio El Chuzo. (Agencia Radio Bemba).- Yubraska Mogollón, la pareja del apodado Care´chigüire fue ingresada hoy a las 4…

My First write

Hey so this is my first post.Obviously.I call myself the king of laughter even though i can barely make my own mother laugh who i’m in awe she’s not mother of the year because she’s so supportive.Even though it’s only January 30,2017 so mom of the year is yet to come.If you want more posts email me…

Almost Didn’t Post

I am writing this at 11.11 p.m on Monday. These blog posts are mean’t to go out on Monday mornings which means I should write them on Sunday. I had a pretty busy weekend, though I did not get a chance to work on any project

Capriccio

Tragedy is a reversible sweater.
You can die of a pile of bills
or a bile of pills.

nbs

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ALÔ, SEGUNDA-FEIRA!

Não havia vestígio de raios solares e eu já tinha que levantar. Sentei na cama, dei aquela coçada brusca nos olhos a fim de acabar com resquícios de remela e, cambaleando, fui até o banheiro. Depois do xixizão feito com sucesso, permaneci cinco minutos sentada na privada, meio desligada, ainda…