Inspired by a similar post in The New Yorker, we have come up with a list of our own. These are Indians who contributed in their own capacity in making 2016 a phenomenally disappointing year.
Who are Bikers for Trump?
From Hahas to Ahas
Here is a talk I wrote for a 20-something TED talk a friend of mine put together. I am not this best writer — but I enjoyed telling this story.
Start with smiling exercise: Smile for 15 seconds — immediate mood booster.
One day, you see an amazing tweet, so you scan their Twitter account.
Paul Cézanne (1839–1906) was known for his own work as well as for the company he kept —…
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Chad. He was in the Air Force.
I wasnt in love with him and I didn’t want to be. The purity badge I had been holding like a vice grip, was now strangling me and…
Mom and I sit to eat dinner.
This is pretty much THE stupidest thing ever brought into the world of dating (and quasi-dating for those of you who aren’t exactly sure how to define the status of your interactions with the opposite sex). I’m a fan of…
I had a dream where I found the answer to world hunger.
ME: my therapist said it would be a good idea to get some fresh air
MOM: you should totally go for it
ME: [takes one small step onto front patio] hey this isn’t so bad
I think I get my sense of humour from my dad. I noticed this recently, when my father asked me to think of a witty comment to put up on a post he was involved with on facebook.
His dedication towards thinking of something funny, made me relate to him so much. It’s only…
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Like most, I love a bargain. It was with supreme grief that my local bargain basement store, Hudson’s Dirt Cheap, was replaced by a place called Big Box Store, where pristine things are sold at an impressive discount.
I am wildly uninterested in this. Dirt Cheap was like a neighborhood yard sale, but less sanitary. I got a…
People often forget that in matters that are highly subjective, no opinion is less valid than others. It is allowable to disagree, but it is always a shame to look down on other’s preference just because it does not suit one’s own liking. Such mutual…
Delusional.
Collecting scissors runs in my family. When my grandfather died, he left behind probably a dozen…
Actually, if you have all of your tax forms (W-2, 1099-Div or the like) before February then it’s to your benefit to file in January, if possible. Just ask Ole.
Gluten Free Chiropractor
My daughter was really, really sick. At first, we were all sick with a lingering cold, so we just thought she was still fighting it. But after two to three weeks, we knew there was a bigger problem. She wasn’t throwing up/flu sick, but lifeless, no energy sick. We’d go to a store and she’d sit in the…
When I was a kid, maybe 9 or 10 years old, I wrote a poem in my head during the forty-five minute journey back home from the nearest walmart. Somehow, I remembered it word for word, did some drawings of it and then promptly forgot all about it — until recently.
Hormones are when spirits — mostly benign, sometimes evil — enter the body through the bare feet. While sweeping can prevent the odd hormone, a full sock and slipper regimen is recommended indoors, while shoes worn out of doors should be checked at the door to help keep out the more…
In 1957, Senator John F. Kennedy published Profiles in Courage, a collection of essays about great American politicians. According to the JFK Presidential Library, the book “focuses on the careers of eight Senators whom Kennedy felt had shown great courage under enormous pressure.” Kennedy was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for biography in 1957.
This poem does not intend to discriminate against Cannibals or Therapists. Both in my opinion are similar, because one eats real people and one eats real people’s feelings. So this poem is brought with the perspective of a therapist who has got over a client who likes…
Have you ever noticed how happy dogs are when they are barking at the window when the mailman or another dog goes by. The…
If you live in Texas and don’t like the Dallas Cowboys, this is a great day for you. All of your friends that…
After my trip to the grocery store this morning, I was inspired to write this opinionated piece.
Here’s some background information. I’m 25 although I look more like 17, I’m from a small town in which my parents, grandparents, and most great…
Back in the fifteenth century, some believed that madness, depression, and stupidity were caused by something called “the stone of folly” or “stone of madness.” Said rock was purportedly inside the skulls of the afflicted personages, so, logically, the cure would be to open up the…
Faith has always been difficult. The Church has made it more, not less difficult, undercutting the whole point. That certainly is not the fault of the laity!
Ski story
I went skiing with my wife and two kids — — eight and six. Only my wife had gone skiing before. So of course, it was a great idea for us to skip ski lessons. Because that makes sense. My wife had skied plenty of times before, so she would teach all of us together.
As a 55 years old who has been experiencing various degress of osteoarthritis from a few body parts, I couldn’t agree more with your customer review. Thank you for making me laugh out loud today! Keep up with this wonderful humour of yours. :)
“No” yelled Black Fish.
“Well why not” gargled Spectre.
This is a PSA of sorts… Please please please stop wearing leggings to yoga… nobody wants to see your vag in down dog… well maybe the perve dude teacher who walks around looking at your lips during happy baby… But that aside most of us are there to get zen and not to see your…
Your bear attack review reminded me of a conversation I overhear at the nursing home the other day.
“There that bear was!!! Three feet from me!!! And he went Rooooooooor!!!!! My god I shit myself”!!!
“ Jez, I don’t blame you, I’d have done the same thing”.
Ah sweetie, I think you’re talking about me (55 years old female)!!? LOL Thank you for making me laugh in this rather hot day Down Under.
Week 3 of the Writing Cooperative Challenge. Enjoy. Hoddy.
Plumbing.
This is not something I know anything about. When I turn a tap I just expect water to come out of it. When I turn the heating on I expect the radiators to warm up…
Dear Chad,
I’ve never written a letter like this and please excuse my clumsy handwriting- I just wanted to rattle it off…
Monday
Mark
I wanted ice cream, and I wanted it bad. Maybe I was PMSing, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is that I wanted ice cream and I couldn’t find the slightest glob anywhere in either of the two freezers my parents kept stocked. They had failed me. So, being the emotionally stable adult woman that I…
Freaks and Success
- Where Are My Millions? -
Day 214
31. INT. DAY. MY HEAD
High priced food?!
Make sure to buy your food or snacks at an quality store with fresh.. Every!!!. Good fruit, good vegetables, and fresh snacks.
2pm : Its 31st and I am wondering what to wear for Sunburn-10 . Everyone is just ready to step out of house in their casual attire .I dressed myself in a crop top paired with ripped jeans.
4pm : Elated ,Excited and ready to jump out of the car . This was the fervor of Sunburn…
Partial repetitions are a nice manner to build additional muscle mass, Black Diamond Force thus you may add them to your muscle building work outs. If you complete only half of the carry you will still gain muscle without wearing your body…
Getting rid of your facial hair or for that matter, any body hair can be agonising and unpleasant too.
Weekly/bi-weekly parlour appointments for removal of upper lip hair is strenuous of all.
A Little Bit About Dorn
Sorry I have been MIA lately. It’s not like I own a business that needs a lot of my attention though — surprisingly there’s not a…
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This blog seems to blame the Orthodox because she couldn’t convert through them, but I think there is more to the story and I think she is trying to make the Orthodox the bad guys to excuse her behavior (whatever she is leaving out of the story.) I think there is much more to this story and she probably isn’t telling us all the reasons she wasn’t…
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Look, let’s give the man the benefit of the doubt. Here’s what could’ve happened:
Trump was by himself in the hotel room. Got naked, as usual and waddled his flabby frame under the covers. Unbeknownst to him, there was a jellyfish lurking under there, as they…
The Ben and Jerry’s was a wonderful consolation prize. The sweet, smooth ice cream really helps to get rid of that horrible bitter aftertaste disappointment often leaves with you.
This week has been… well interesting. And hectic seeing that this is a Monday not a Sunday so what’s even the point right? It’s not like anyone’s…
Clarity LOeil — Maturing is an unavoidable piece of life, and it accompanies numerous new changes that you’ve never experienced before.Even in case you’re just in your 40s, you may begin to notice little wrinkles around your eyes and evenyour…
I’m not certain how much longer I can go on with Gentlemans Beard Club but I really hate this option and it’s what Dave Ramsey once wrote. I presume this should be fairly straightforward. I wager you’re on the edge of your seat. I know…