Humor

Polyfills: everything you ever wanted to know, or maybe a bit less

The browser world we live in today is pretty great. You can use promises and fetch and arrow functions and const and let — all the hip new gear — and it will work in every major browser. No polyfills, no…

The NBA’s Bench Problem

The NBA has a problem with their benches and it needs to be fixed before it’s…

Things That Make Me Laugh

A random list

How to Pray to a Penis

I didn’t know what to say when a friend lost her second son to suicide. Losing one was tragic enough. But two? That was…

Horário nobre

Desde que consegui o emprego estranhava aquele homem sentado na macia poltrona que dava para a sala do RH. Malva, minha chefe, deu de…

Breve e solo moderatamente errata storia parziale della programmazione.

Tutto quello che avresti…

Coyote Snack

I shouldn’t undersell myself, I am sure I would be an entire meal…

Trump as a Second Language

An Interpretive Guide for English Speakers

Mi vida en un bus

Tus vivencias y las mías, contadas sobre 6 ruedas que dependen del buen estado de un…

The Toilet Papers #6: Ross — where bathrooms smell like cinnamon rolls

Our journey begins outside of the bathroom. Rumor has it that Ross has one of the best bathrooms on campus because they got the most $$$. I was hoping for an experience of a lifetime, especially because I am…

(H)afrocentric Comic Strip: Posters For A New Political Reality

I left Twitter today. Please let me know if Trump is personally threatening me.

Brave!! This Woman Is Offering to Marry Any Hot Foreigner Stuck at JFK

did you punch a nazi this week?

Shit hit the fan in nearly every imaginable way this week, but at…

Listicles I Plan to Post Exclusively on Facebook

Go ahead and unfollow me now

HOW MEDIUM MAY HAVE SAVED MY LIFE BUT DESTROYED MY LOVE LIFE ! 🙆🏻‍♀️

As i lie in bed swiping left through Tinder for completely valid reasons (he has a bike hell want to outdoorsy things and drink protein shakes, oh theres a female in the background this guys a playa etc) two…

I Am An Award Winning Bestselling Author

Of course, I am a bestselling author

Sadie Barton’s Guide for Livin’ # 16: “That’s So Socrates.”

CUESTIÓN DE…

De acuerdo al tío Luis, Alma era la princesa de aquel castillo habitado por siete monstruos.

Trump in Defeat

He crumbled

more like a muffin does

An Open Letter To Hat Profiteers

Dear Hat Sellers,

How Mission-Critical Is Your Software?

I remember getting into a heated online forum “discussion” years ago about whether…

Part 33

To: GlennTTTT

Fm: DriveBri

Subject: Two Cool Dicks — progress report

Glenn! Here’s a surprise: Tommy picked up another couple of clients for his exercise system, The Raft. They’re the portly sisters of his other client, the truck driver…

(262) Mild Apology

I would like to apologize for the alt-fact in my haiku last night. My sugars were not catastrophic. It was late and I was far too unsober to handle describing my inebriation in any actual way. I apologize. To make up for this error, here is a haiku that is alt-fact free.

Nibiru Planet X — What You’ve Never Been Told — What The World Has Never Known About Planet Nibiru

Turd Baby

Turd Baby Eats Too Much

Like This One. Read the Rest.

My Blogging Schedule

Hi guys my name is Allie Paige and I’m going to be starting a blog since I’ve been wanting to do this for a very long time but never got around to this. So I plan on posting every Thursday unless something comes up (I will tweet about it)

EVERY DAY IS LIKE DOOMSDAY (Cover of Morrissey’s “Every Day is Like Sunday” with Lyrics Adapted for the Trump Administration)

Every Day is Like Doomsday

Trudging slowly by the thousands
Back to the town where our rights were stolen
This is the swampy town
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon…

Childhood Games Are Dangerous

That time you play “I got your nose” with your child and you accidentally rip it off.

IT’S NOT A FUCKING GAME HUH DAD. I HOPE SOMEBODY IN PRISON RIPS YOUR NOSE OFF.

Sunday — Inside

Sunday

Inside

DEMOCRACY INACTION and Thanks

“If you destabilize a region by injecting your influence and will, you will also create refugees deserving of asylum and protection.” -Mia Justnow, Department of Dafez.

What does Don Trump’s signature suggest?

Just a brief observation today. If you haven’t seen Trump sign his name/executive orders/other things yet, watch the video.

Mountain

“Oh my” exclaimed Yuffie. “You climbed right to the top?”

KPK names MK Justice Patrialis Akbar suspect in bribery case

The Runaway

So, Neve ran away from work today. It was ridiculous. We literally had to follow him into the woods behind our apartment yelling “Neve, come back.” Neve is 32 by the way. My ex-girlfriend Marlo described him perfectly once; she said “he’s got a sweet panda soul but he acts like a bratty, spoiled pomeranian when…

Charismatic Calculator.

Great writing, I had a difficult time knowing if Trump actually said all those things. It sounded like what he claims everyday. What gave it away was when you used the words “ parapets” and “Petri dishes”. These are obviously not in Donald’s vocabulary. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have been able to discern if it was “fiction” or “Trump”.

I totally agree with your post. As a fellow GenX, and mother to two other generations, there are so many differences. I honestly think that the Millennials are taking the things said about them to seriously. Our generation, in particular those of us who are African, Latino and South American, were considered much worse lol We had way too many other…

PRESIDENT BOKITO TRUMP CLOSED BORDERS OF BLIJDORP ZOO

NO INHABITANTS OF OTHER ZOO’s ALLOWED TO ENTER BLIJDORP

THE FAMOUS ZOO IN ROTTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS, HAS CLOSED IT’s BORDERS BY COMMAND OF PRESIDENT BOKITO TRUMP. PROTESTS FROM ZOO’s OVER THE WHOLE WORLD. HIGH…

This Christmas she was not only his secret admirer but also his secret Santa and he was her secret Santa too.
She gifted him a coffee mug and that’s how she told him he was the one who comes to her head early in morning as soon as she wakes up.
She gifted him a watch and that’s how she told him he is the one who crosess her head all the time.
She…

Tween Version of Manu Ginobli

For those of you wondering about Neve, he’s fine. He was located this morning.

He had spent the night in an abandoned fort that some of the kids in the complex have built in the woods. Not to be critical but the fort is a straight mess, just horribly constructed…

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In Defense of Humor: a valuable tool called “risky business” by academics

Demonstrative Monster.

just for fun

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Best coub 2017 | Musical Jokes Compilations #96 | The MAG channel #Jokes

Best coub 2017 | Musical Jokes Compilations #95 | The MAG channel #Jokes

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Bigg Boss Season 10 Winner Result

What do you say about Bigg Boss 10 Winner Title?…Whose chances high to Win Bigg Boss Season 10 Trophy. There are 4 Contestant reached in Bigg Boss Grand Finale Manveer, Mannu, Lopa Mudra and Baani Judge. In which 2 from Celebrity Team and 2 from Indiawale.