My name is File #314, and I’m one of Donald J. Trump’s manila folders.
It all started in third grade, during english class. We were reading a story called “Bother These Boots”. The story itself…
I hear someone behind me. Oh man…
I thought it was time that I sat down and put some advice together for you. Neither of us is getting any younger — me in particular, since you don’t exist. But I think of you often and do hope this little collection of thoughts helps you navigate through life…
Only slightly younger than the eternal struggle between good and evil, the cold war between writers and actors has been going on for centuries. Sure, they collaborate for mutual benefit, but both would rather they didn’t need the other.
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Hey, kid.
So, the other day I put together some advice for your someday/maybe sister, just some things I’ve picked up here and there that she’ll need…
I sat in my seat, antsy, like a kid waiting to open presents at her birthday party. I had been giddy all day to unwrap this highly anticipated marvel. In the form of art. Hamilton, to be specific. And as the lights go down, and my beautiful gift unfolds before me, I…
‘This is the way,’ laughed the great god Pan(Laughed while he sat by the river)…
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My boyfriend; the pink lipped guy you try so hard to avoid.
Have you ever been to Ikeja Along? That place with the bridge and the rail track where 1 train…
I can’t believe I’m here again.
It’s been 4+ years since I blogged with any level of consistency, and BOY have I missed you, blogosphere! Much has changed, and in an effort not to implode the web in one self-indulgent blog post — suffice…
Eu gosto também de um humor leve. Por que eu sei que o público busca se divertir, relaxar e dar boas risadas. Ninguém sai de casa ou lê um texto pra ficar chocado com o que o comediante diz ou para refletir sobre as ideias do humorista.
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Yes, I am a little crazy.
It’s 1.30am on a Saturday night/Sunday morning and I am driving through the Welsh countryside. I’m sure it would be utterly picturesque was it not for the fact it is pitch black and I cannot see a street lamp in any direction. All I can see is a bank of…
It’s the dead of winter and you need to escape the slushy streets of Cleveland! Where better to go, fellow…
So this is it. The final stretch. In a few days we will no longer call Barack Obama our President. His photo will no longer hang in the DMV. In times of crisis we won’t see his calm demeanor and flawless speaking ability. Instead, we’ll be subjected to the stage makeup, vile speech and…
Sometime, Something becomes important.
Yepp! It happened, and also verbally harassed with expressions like “Jamelo” (Your beauty)…
• The hot wet temperament diseases occur whenever the foods in their temperaments are hotter and wetter than they should be, because if the stomach and liver of a blood humor predominant person receive foods which are in their temperament…
When a husband drowns a wifeor a wife fatally submerges a husbandin the koi pondof the courtyard of their haunted villa,isn’t that glamorous?Why, it’s almost kosher.It’s not quite as poeticas dying under the snow,but still. It gives one pause.It gives one pause and jealousy.One gets angry at one’s…
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In Panteion University we have a class, a lab actually, called Crisis Lab and it is done under Betty Tsakarestou and Mrs. Mania guidance. For the end of the semester, we’ve been told…
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O meu computador de anos quebrou e agora estou numa fase de adaptação com o novo que chegou.
Assim como na vida, controlamos muito pouco da tecnologia que nos cerca. Assim como aprendiz da arte de viver, sou uma analfabeta digital. Meu computador…
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Let’s face it, most cottages have a quirk, or two, with the possible exception of the cottages that are really full homes in cottage communities. Many of these quirks are simply a part of living in the country, most are things you’d never see — except at a cottage.
Well, Medium has been through some shit lately and I love medium. It’s a great platform to share idea, deep insights, trash Trump, and just be fun all with words. Therefore, it would be really sad if the company shuts down due to VC saga and inability to create…
The relationship with the job I’ve decided to leave is bipolar. Do you feel that way about your job too? You love it but feel it doesn’t love or appreciate you? One day it’s the best…
Ugh, as much as I love Bollywood as especially Jab We Met to be specific — I am anything but our loveable quintessential Manic…
Dalam tindakan serta sepak terjangnya, kaum pemuda selalu disertai tiga unsur : Humor, Amor, dan Kesungguhan.
Betapapun hebat serta beratnya penderitaan, seorang pemuda dalam menghadapinya tidak pernah lupa akan humor, suka bergemira dan berjenaka. Demikian pula, selalu ada rasa amor…
ISLY I Suck Like You
Stereoscopic
ITL It’s Too Long
Florentine and Me
(from Cards Against Humanity) Dem Titties
Socks with Holes
This is fun…
Science tells us that we should spend much more time and effort picking our safe words — about 10 times more than picking a baby name. This makes perfect sense, yet Americans are struggling to meet even half that goal. Of course, unlike baby naming, safe word choosing is a personal and…
I haven’t blogged in a long time. Not since Typepad was a thing. Since then I’ve meandered around a number of social media platforms until I finally ended up on Twitter.
Yeah that’s the part I don’t understand…who would be in that echelon? I didn’t come here for money, either in or out. But I understand that some did. And I get that things change. But I hate the thought of a divide. A few months back there was this sort of ongoing debate about whether people here who were focused primarily on gaining a following and…
I have as much disdain for career politicians as the next guy. They’re self-serving, insincere…
I was talking with a friend who is interested in getting back out into the workforce after many years of being a stay home mom. She was trying to figure out a way to explain certain gaps in her work history, but was coming up with lame excuses that any employer would…
A young boy came to his father one day…
Son: Dad, I’ve been hearing a lot about politics lately but I really don’t understand what they’re all talking about with deficits and budgets and all that stuff.
As a typical Nigerian family, it is customary that you MUST eat chicken or any of its kinsmen- Turkey, Duck(if you many) and any other type of meat as long as its not beef on Christmas day. I wonder who established this unspoken rule by the way. Anyways, as we (sister & I) were cutting up one chicken, my…
Wednesday
Curvevolution
It has been a while since I’ve updated this blog, and I might as well update you with the two biggest changes in my life since 2015: I…
This is part of an ongoing series — Municipal Code Haiku. Based on the actual municipal code for my beloved city of Pasadena, California.
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Happy new year fellow colleagues! A new year, a new opportunity.
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This morning I was staring at an article on the “most organized” woman in the US, according to the Daily Mail.
I try to be a good housekeeper of sorts, I don’t have (make?) time for a lot of things outside of making sure my significant other…
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You go into a dressing room at a clothing store to try on a shirt. You take off your shoes automatically, right? Why do we do that?
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An epiphany -
It happened in the bathroom
As they always do.
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We are currently in a laundry war in my house right now.
Shouldn’t you be doing laundry?Day 1 — I find everything I just folded pushed off the bed onto the floor, of course the dog peed on it.
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As it happens, it didn’t work out that way. Formatting and privacy concerns have kept me from copying-and-pasting/dumping my extraordinarily interesting ordinary conversations into this, um, medium. And that has diminished the volume. But there’s still stuff to read, composed in a more traditional official format, and I hope you enjoy it.
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The angel came down from heaven.
He said, “He’ll answer your questions: hormones, and no. That help?”
I nodded, and threw away my phone battery.
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