Christian Flat Earth GOP Official Mad as Hell at Globes and NASA

Why on ‘earth’ would anyone think…

For Sale: One Pair Apple Ski Goggles

Never used because they are so stupid and ugly and useless

Hired by My Friend to Confirm Her Worst Fears

Middle school teacher by day, contract detective by night

I Just Turned 37. I’m Not the Average Athlete I Used to Be.

I recently turned 37. Time to face the music. Glory Days, specifically.

I used to be fairly athletic. I don’t mean to brag, but until the age of 13 I was an all-star in three sports. I don’t cling to…

Drumpf Bucks Closed for Fraud

MAGullibles furious over lost opportunity to fuck themselves

Never Ask a Woman Her Age?

Testing the Veracity of a Classic Adage

Book Titles Adjusted for Inflation

Harry Potter and the Red Solo Cup of Fire