The Mother of All High School Graduation Advice Letters

Calling Your Mom? Good. Cannibalism? Bad.

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Trump pardons convicted Mladic

”Let local countries decide how to deal with immigration.”

I went to CONAN and here’s what I saw

Ever heard of a “Weird Welcome”?

I took care of a toddler for 48 hours

My husband and I have no children. We have two dogs, which is pretty much the same thing. I often find myself giving young parents, sage-like advice:

“Your child won’t stop wetting the bed? When we house-trained our dogs we used pee pads…

30 Under 30 Who Are Doing Just Okay and That’s Fine, Too

Nude Males

This story isn’t what you think it’s about, then again maybe it is. It’s about nude males.

President Applauds Both Sides of Slavery

Claims “Slave owners were good people too”

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE — IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SUBTLE

Donald Trump Converts to Buddhism

Tweets: “If you see Buddha walking down street, buy him out & offer a piece of…

Scary Story #1

Once upon a time there was this house that was pretty spooky looking and was TOTALLY haunted, probably. All the people in the town were all like; ‘yo dude, don’t go to that spooky house.’ But there was this new kid in town named Todd or whatever who didn’t give two shits about what was and wasn’t…