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Brian Abbey
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Brunch Is the Most Enlightened Thing We Can Do
Become your best self over Eggs Benedict and Bellinis.
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Stephen Scott
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Mar 7, 2020
The Ultimate List of 5 Advice Lessons I Learnt on How To Write Successfully
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Laura Skopec
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20 Easy Steps to Simplify and Tidy Your Massive Pile of Shit
Buy a book to teach you how to get rid of your shit.
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Stephanie D. Lewis
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Mar 7, 2020
How NOT to Get People to Review Your Book
19 Easy steps to avoid!
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Jon Savitt
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Mar 7, 2020
Unexpected Coronavirus Shutdowns
“Halloweentown is closed indefinitely”
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John K Adams
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Mar 6, 2020
Ominous Cow Pies Threaten Idyllic Honeymoon
By all accounts (from all two of us), we enjoyed a wonderful honeymoon. Except for…
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John King
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Mar 7, 2020
10 Questions That Need Answers…
…And Here They Are!
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