A Formal Complaint From My Non-Dominant Hand

Lefty’s gotta few things on his mind.

The Art of Learning How to Boil Water

Learning how to boil water is an art. You just don't grab water…

13 Things People Are Doing At The Moment…

When There’s Time On Their Hands!

1. Having a haircut at…

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2011 or WHY I LOVE DOGS

It was 14 degrees. At least that’s what the neon sign on Lexington Avenue said. It was the dark of winter in New York, and I had just gotten off the 86 crosstown bus, home from working at a fish restaurant I hated. A stray dog stood in front of the…

6 Ways You’ll Know You’re Reading Too Many How-To-Write-For-Medium Articles

The Last One Will Surprise…

Totally Fake Virtual Reality Games That Could Have Been Real

They are like reality. Really.

Liam Neeson Will Help Me Find a Job

The COVID-19 crisis and the ensuing “shelter in place” order in Illinois has forced every Schwem…

I’m Tired of You Throwing the Past (Yesterday) In My Face

You Are Not A Bad Writer, You’re Just Trying To Be Perfect

Or perhaps you’re just trying to get…