46 Reasons You Should Elect Me — Joe Biden — as President of the United States

Because I’ll be the…

Carrie Underwood, You Almost Committed the Perfect Crime

You just made one small mistake. And then…

Who Keeps Leaving Their Shit Lying Around The Stargate Portal?

What is Summer in Paris Without Americans?

Dare I say, I Miss You

I Can’t Understand Trump’s Wall of Women

As a Proud Boy and MAGA Manly White Man, Portland’s Protests…

Your Unpopular Opinion Lists Are Cute

Now stand aside and watch a pro.

1. Pants. I hear you all saying, “OMG…

I Have Been Hanging Tight for a Year

and now my hands are sore.

Local Moron Thinks I Can Be Ready In Ten Minutes To Hook Up

I Honked Because It Was Dylan’s Birthday. Here’s What Happened.

Beyonce: Do You Know Your Biographers?

A few years back I wrote a biography of Beyonce and it sold pretty well. It was known as an…

Who’s Cleverer — Stan My Boss or Shelley The Slug?

Why I think a slug would make a better boss!