Humor

7 Healthy Food Substitution Ideas That Are Full of Shit

And shame on you for suggesting them.

Oh, That’s Why The Police Opened the Gates and Let the Trump Rioters in the Capitol!

Humor

My 4 Embarrassing Erection Stories

#1. During a job interview.

My Affidavit Proves Massive Voter Fraud Like You Wouldn’t Believe

Yeah, I Wear My Wife’s Panties!

What of It? I Make No Apologies — Except to Her, Of Course

I Learned How to Undo the Claps I’d Given to a Medium Story.

I had to, because I was on a bus, next to…

Trump Pardons Race Of Reptilian Aliens For Making Him Do What He Did For The Past 4 Years

Trump Children Savagely Attack Amanda Gorman

Press release from the Office of the The President’s Family calls her a scam job “flash-in-the-pan with a strange hat.” Says her “so-called poem” didn’t even rhyme.

A Brief History of the Man Cold

The totally not made up origins and symptoms of the crippling male…

I Have an Addiction and I Need Help.

And my source doesn’t seem to care to help.