I Had Lunch at My Daughter’s Middle School, and This Is What I Saw

Are the lines really too long for…

How A Bidet Changed My Life

The power of a water hose stationed in a toilet

Wait, Supreme Court, There Was No Such Thing As An Assault Rifle In 1791

So how the hell does the Bill…

Welcome to Mad People — an advertising agency for men and women, but mostly men

FACT CHECK: Trailer of Steven Spielberg’s West Side Story Features ET Singing Duet With Maria

My Uncle Ran Over My Cousins

Relax; tragedy was avoided — barely.

How to Write an Attention Getting Article

It’s all about exploiting human weakness

The Environment

Earth Day My Ass

Mother Nature doesn’t play favorites

I’M ZILLA SCOTT, THE OTHER PROPERTY BROTHER WHO BREATHES FIRE AND IS 300 FEET TALL

The Pink Supermoon of 2021 Rises Tonight, But It Won’t Sing All Pink’s Hits

Save Our Earth

The Moon Is Leaving Us!

Science, poorly explained

SCOOBY SATIRE

I Did Not Fake A Haunting To Secure More Favourable Terms On a Real Estate Deal

Golf Anyone?

I’ll pass. Not my cup of tee!

As a Formerly-Frozen Cave Dweller, I Worry About Food, Fire and Voter Suppression

You think…

COVID SCREENING FOR TONIGHT’S DATE

By Seth Freeman

Dear Brian,

I am looking forward to our date this evening. I very much appreciate your having asked me out.

I Do Not Plan To Join A Coalition Government In Israel At This Time

But I haven’t ruled it out

An Indecent Way To More Power And Strength

An innovative technique that has been clinically proven to improve athletic…

Humor

Muscle Memories I’d Give My Abs to Have

Auto piloting your life

EU Says Vaccinated Americans Can Visit Europe This Summer

Relationship Dictionary #2

My boyfriend said that I was a hoarder.

My boyfriend told me to make a wishlist for my birthday.