Evander Holyfield’s Boxing Match Spotlights His Problems

Michael Obama

My favorite conspiracy theory in the whole world is the conspiracy theory that says Michelle Obama is a dude named Michael.

Evangelist Franklin Graham Trashes Lazy American Workers Over Labor Day

Graham would have no doubt…

Is Cowardice the New Courage

Are Simone Biles, Naomi Osaka, The Afghan Army, Harry & Meghan and Keven…

This Story Might Be Based on a True Story

Or partly. Or maybe just a little.

A Letter from Vincent Van Gogh

The rewrite

My Nightly Video Queue

Who needs porn when you get off on self-loathing?

Quiz: Things Said on a Road Trip or at an Orgy With Barnyard Animals

Don’t get behind the bronco…

Ad-VICE FOR TROUBLED TUMMIES

Doctor’s Waiting Room Causes Blood Pressure Rate to Spike

How To Get Complete Protection From Crime For Life

Just do what Fred did

Mid Night Musings

Since I hit menopause, I’ve had trouble sleeping. I often don’t get sleepy until 2 or 3 in the morning. Then I go to bed and…

I Had My Flakes to Eat and I Could Always Shit in My Hush Puppies to Scare Her Away

Goin’ South

Finch mumbled to himself as he inventoried items for the trip.