Veterinarian Warns School Board Jews Behind Deadly COVID Vaccines

A simple case of a veterinarian…

I Just Watched DUNE And I Have Many Questions

Spoiler alert: Fear is the mind killer, there’s other…

To Chad, the Guy Who Fat-Shamed Me Today

Chad, I know you didn’t mean what you said today when you told me to “lose some weight”…

Threading A Camel Through The Eye Of A Needle

The threading of a camel.

What do Pokemon and Emily Dickinson have in common?

I’m about to blow your mind.

Losers in the pandemic

I mean, not counting the dead people.

Tips for Getting off to a Good Start on a New Job

What We Can Learn From Arkansas

Even though it often makes the ‘dumbest states’ list.

How To Almost Survive A Bear Encounter

A few helpful tips to prolong your life by a couple of minutes.

NEW WRITING

Before a Night of Fripping

Spittlestoat, catenaliggette and other secrets…

Satire

The Time is Ripe for Woke Olympic Games

The quadrennial Winter Olympic Games are…

HUMOR PIECES IN THE PIPELINE

Sir! Your Nipple Shield

Comedy ideas I’m still working on

Best Practices for a Safe 2021 Halloween Party in the Midwest

Bear Encounters

My Bear Behind Story

With a bare behind

How to Make More Money on Medium

With just a little effort, it’s possible!

A BATHROOM WITH A VIEW

Dining Alone at the Infinite Cosmic Buffet Table

Halloween — It’s a Dog’s Life

Does your fur baby love this time of year?

Cat-in-the-Box: SURPRISE!

Pissed-off pussy’s premature evacuation

Pandemic Inspired Holiday Ales

It’s that time of the year again when you don your silly sweater so ridiculous looking it would make even…

Never Flown

Stacy was so close to leaving the ground,