Michael Cohen isn’t Starving

A must read for those of you sensitive people who are concerned for the…

Eleven Signs You Are The “One”

Number 9 might surprise you.

I’m Combat Divorcing My Husband

We Had a Good Run, Someone Hand Me a Sword

Trump’s New Trick

Trump Can Hardly Wait to Bring Out His New DeSantis Shtick

The News Keeps Coming, And So Do The Jokes

Volume 7 of my running column lampooning the week’s headlines.

My Pitches for Shark Tank

The show, dummy, not an aquarium.

Patriarchy, Patriarchy (Ahoy Me Hearties)

You know what the problem with patriarchy is? It’s kinda masculiney and toxcity…

I Need Better Medical Issues

That way, I can lead a more exciting lifestyle

Top Ways Ted Lasso And My Dog Are Exactly Alike

Even If Johnny Doesn’t Have A Cheesy Mustache

disintegrate

a poem about a fading bond

Welcome to the ROAST of my LAPTOP

It's more useful as a bed tray!