She’s Back!

Did you miss her?

Remember when her pictures were all other Medium and the Internet a few years ago?

Trump Warns NRA Convention About Gangs Walking Out of Dept Stores With Refrigerators

THE ONION WON’T HIRE ME, SO…

Purist Metallica Fan Claims Band “Sold Out” in 1982

I Was Once a Bird

Much to my consternation, close to twenty binoculars were now trained in on me.

Then There Was That Time My Father Bought Me A Blue Toilet Seat

Adventures with my color-blind dad

The Greatest Airline Snack of All Time

You can’t turn it down

I Ate Raw Beef At A Birthday Party

No, it was not a blow job!

The Brave New AI World

With a salute to the humanoid brains of writers past

Controversial Listicle Nominated for Pulitzer Prize

What Exactly Are We Going to Do With All These Novelty Waffle Makers?