THE GRIFT

Bimbo Barbie Berates Beetlejuice Bouncer

Brainless Belligerent Bore Behaves…

The Art of Finger Sucking

Finger-sucking can be as obvious as a metaphor or as mysterious as a metonymy.

Dating a Physicist

People on dates shouldn’t even be allowed out in public.

— Jerry Seinfeld

Trump, Jinping, Jong Un, Putin — Why Their Tiny Hands and Feet Are Bad for The World

FOR THE LOVE OF OUR DOGS

To Understand My Dog’s Personality, I Became an Armchair Psychologist

When Did Paul Newman Get Marked Down?

I have never been a fan of restaurants owned by, or associated with, celebrities. I could be…

OnlyFans Billion Dollar Opportunity

In my Dave Chappell voice….Y’all hear about this OnlyFans thing? It’s crazy — people out here…

I’ve Been Itching to Turn the Tables…

Finally got the chance to use my carefully crafted snarky retort

Thе Grеat Dеbatе: Manual vs. Automatic Transmission.

A Humorous Takе.

Ed’s Texaco — Customer Satisfaction Survey

Thank you for choosing Ed’s Texaco Service Station on the corner of Broad and Main…

Olympic Sports That Wheelchair Users Would Dominate In

If only we were allowed!

Used

Once it has gone, it has gone…

Thoughts When Holding Someone’s Baby

I’m not responsible enough to hold this thing.