Will My Vagina Show?

Many of the women are asking that very question

Great News For NASA: New Netflix Show Saves The Agency Decades Of Research Time By Simply Making Shit Up About Outer…

Why Do I Hide My Vibrators From the “Cleaning Lady”?

Sex, gender, age, religion, ethnicity — a…

Joe Biden Called My Husband On My iPhone

And other moments with famous people

Sunday Sermon

Scientists: Medical Science Has Not Increased The Human Lifespan

Get Ready Medium Readers: You’ll Soon Be Required to Take an Exam After Reading

A solution for…

I’ve Never Been Shot, but a Toddler Stepped on my Profiterole

Job Interview Cheat Sheet

Amazing advice from some bloke you’ve never met (and never will) on Linked…

My Mom the OBGYN

My mom is an OBGYN.

I am extremely grateful to have an OBGYN as a mother. I can get extremely injured and my mom has the skills to… know who to call for help to give me the best care. But any minor scrapes or bruises were immediately made better by her. I have…

There’s a Nerd at the Nightclub

Red Alert. This Is Not a Drill.

Life of a Newspaperman

“Day of a Man With a Family” — A Short Story by Milton Besser

The Truth Is Out There … But Conspiracy Nuts Don’t Care

A Few Recent Tall Tales For Your Amusement

You Can Keep Cake Moist by Eating It All in One Sitting

‘Mom and Dad Are Dinosaurs!’ Book Excerpt

Spending Sabbath Thinking On The Can.

While others take pictures of their feces.

THE ONION WON’T HIRE ME, SO…

OJ Supporters Still Fighting for Justice

Our AI Is Totally Safe and Will Only Be Used as our Eccentric Billionaire CEO Intends

The woods… or, as my dog likes to call it, ‘the other puking place.’

Every Movie Going Forward Should be Part of the Marvel Universe

Duct Tape Failure Caused Wings to Fall Off Boecrashing 711 Legoliner Aircraft