I’m a Boss Ass Binch and I Know It

5 Mental Illness Diagnosis Reveal Party Ideas

goodbye, gender reveals! dazzle your loved one with these instead

The Delicate Intricacies of the Sniff Test

Tips for staying fresh on the road and off

Why It’s A Mistake To Tell My Mother Anything

I made the mistake of telling my mother that a friend of mine who’s down on her…

Thoughts From A Nihilistic Child

Winnie-The-Pooh Gets Controversial

Because he wants to be a trendy bear

Listen Up, Idiots — Here are 8 Foolproof Ways to Discover Your Deepest Passion Immediately

Yeti Discovered! Yet Again! Solving the Hair Removal Dilemma

I haven’t been able to shave lately because my shaver broke and I couldn’t get to a store. Plus it’s bloody cold, so I couldn’t be bothered — the extra Yeti-ish layer of warmth is undeniably handy in winter.

New Self-Help Books by Famous Literary Characters

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