Want To Be A Quadrillionaire? Do These 4,267 Things Immediately! You Can Also Do These 692 Things Before 4 am! Either Way Works!! WOW!!!!!

According to a quadrillionaire (me). Quadrillionaires unite!!!!

Happy Fun Tips For Going To The Movie Theater Alone.

You can do this!

Bacteria Are Your Friends

It’s time to learn to love the little things that make life possible

Let’s Chew the Fat at the Laundromat

A tale of renewal

Yes, we’ll meet at midnight

Obey Us or We’ll Kill Every Department Store: a Millennial Ransom Note

We’ve murdered industries before and we’ll do it again

30 Coping Strategies for Hulu’s 90 Second Ad Breaks

The Time I Got Locked in Mama’s Bathroom

The time I got locked in Mama’s bathroom, the family was there for a reunion. Somebody…

Keeping secrets

The Fortuneteller told my niece we were all cursed as a result of my mother’s promiscuity. For $800 she would remove the curse and…

Explode With Joy: The Magical Art of Tidying People

“I’ve reduced my human clutter down to three…

Getting Men And Women To Believe One Another

Can men and women ever learn to trust each other?

There was a historical outcry of protest the day after Donald Trump’s inauguration. The #MeToo movement continues to support courageous women coming forward to reclaim their lives. The Supreme court…