Seven Telltale Signs Your Celebrity Crush is Totally Into You

Fahrenheit 451 the Sequel, As If Anybody Ever Actually Wanted There to Be One

Montag walked slowly…

Gimme a “D!”

YOU MAKE THE DECISION to take the painful plunge that has been haunting you both day and night for years. You are deliberately placing…

You’re Hired

Some Elementary school, Somewhere in Tennessee probably.

Charlie Has “The Talk”

An awkward time for father and son

I Got a Tattoo and Immediately Became a Criminal

Why didn’t I listen to my mom?

Dear Socks,

Stop breaking up.

Every laundry cycle, I watch you saunter in together, soaked in happiness, like a newlywed…

The Library Of Passive Aggressive Books

Dewey Decimal System free because we know it may be…

Oh — She’s a back-righter he muttered to me.

They can’t be trusted