If Trump was a Programmer

His excuses would be as ridiculous as his press briefings

Laughing and Looking for Love

Hilarious Personal Ads from the London Review of Books

Parenting in the Age of Corona

You wake beneath the weight of a urine-drenched diaper. A tiny finger creeps into your nose.

Creative Ways to Say No to That Friend Selling Essential Oils

Easy tips for tactfully extracting…

How to Decline an Invitation to a Zoom Cocktail Party

The Illustrated Don T’s Inferno

A Parody with Art Derived from Gustave Doré’s

In a Post-Pandemic World, I Will be the Elevator Operator from Hell

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m A Natural Gray

It’s 6 weeks since your pre-pandemic root job and that is…MY…

Quiet, average-seeming guy horrified at yet another description

Homicidal maniac on news might as well…

A Letter Of Disgust To My Doctor

Thanks for curing my cancer, but the lack of radiation-inspired…

Stay Strong Until You Get the Secret Sauce

The world needs to stop when you’re in this much pain.

How I Became Famous in Puerto Vallarta

and saw Alicia Machado with her clothes on

The Glazed Ham

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.

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I Touched My Face The Other Day

A story of panic and noodles

I Killed my Personal Trainer to help the World… and so I Wouldn’t have to go to the Gym

‘Here’s Looking At You, Kid,’ Humphrey WhatsApped.

Does Your Friends’ Not Drinking Bother You?

You have to be willing to ask for help