Parenting Tips for the Clueless

Don’t throw your child over a fence, and other rules you might not…

Five Places to Go If You’re Still Threatening to Leave the U.S.

How to Get Adopted by the Perfect Kitten in the Wild

3 Easy steps from an accomplished adoptee

The Feminine Lube Do-It-Yourselfer

The Haven interrupts its regular publishing to mark the death of someone who helped thousands of…

My Eureka Moment While Dressing and Undressing Mannequins

Does This Fanny Pack Make My White Privilege Look Big?

Why isn’t the mainstream reporting on the insane thoughts inside my head?

What the left doesn’t want…

It’s Honeycrisp Apple Season, Bitches!

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Honeycrisp apple enthusiast (or HCAE). If I see anybody…

Study: Average Person is Quite Daft

Scientists explain why democracy will never work in America

Why Are There So Many Jerks in My Neighbourhood?

They are everywhere!

An Open Letter from Evolution to America 2020

We are rethinking a lot of things and Americans aren’t…

Humor

The Pandemic Diet

Masks to wear, pounds to lose

I Need a Next-Gen Ad Blocker

If these ads continue to procreate, I might miss a nuclear attack